1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:04,640 AH, HALLOWEEN... ONE OF THOSE TIMES OF YEAR. 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:07,440 WHEN SCHOOL AND FUN JUST NATURALLY COME TOGETHER. 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,400 THIS YEAR SEEMED LIKE IT WOULD BE THE SAME... 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,040 DECORATIONS WERE UP ALL OVER. 5 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:13,880 SOME PEOPLE WERE ALREADY WEARING THEIR COSTUMES. 6 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,160 AND THE SMELL OF CANDY WAS IN THE AIR. 7 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:17,880 MMM MMM MMM. 8 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,079 ALL OF US WERE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO HALLOWEEN. 9 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:22,520 WELL, ACTUALLY, ALL OF US EXCEPT SPINELLI. 10 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,880 Gus: HEY, WHERE IS SPINELLI ANYWAY? 11 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,520 PROBABLY LATE, MAKIN' A BIG OLD BATCH 12 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,600 OF FAKE BLOOD. SHE'LL CATCH UP TO US. 13 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,480 I WAS WRONG. SPINELLI WOULDN'T CATCH UP TO US. 14 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:32,640 'CAUSE THAT MORNING, 15 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,440 SHE CHANGED IN A WAY NONE OF US EXPECTED. 16 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,120 BUT ANYHOW, I THINK I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF. 17 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,520 THE FACT IS, WE'D SEEN A WHOLE LOT OF CHANGES LATELY, 18 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,800 AND IT ALL STARTED OVER A MONTH AGO. 19 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,720 IT WAS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, AND GUESS WHAT? 20 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,640 ME AND THE GUYS WEREN'T FOURTH GRADERS ANYMORE. 21 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,520 FINALLY WE MOVED ON UP TO FIFTH GRADE. 22 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,840 WELL, GUYS, HERE SHE IS... 23 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,520 GOOD OLD THIRD STREET SCHOOL. 24 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,000 Gus: YOU KNOW, TEEJ, THE OLD PLACE. 25 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,320 REALLY DOES GROW ON YOU. 26 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,680 AND MOTHER NATURE HAS PREPARED 27 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,680 AN IDYLLIC DAY FOR OUR RETURN. 28 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:03,760 YEAH, CHECK IT OUT. 29 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,160 THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, THE GRASS IS GREEN, 30 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,520 AND THE PLACE IS JUST CRAWLIN' 31 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,000 WITH SUCKERS TO BEAT AT KICKBALL. 32 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,600 THAT'S THE SPIRIT, VINCE. AND REMEMBER, 33 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,480 SCHOOL'S GONNA BE IT'S ROCKIN'-EST YET 34 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,320 'CAUSE THIS YEAR, WE'RE FIFTH GRADERS. 35 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,800 FIFTH GRADERS GET THEIR OWN LOCKERS. 36 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:19,000 I CAN FINALLY KEEP MY INVENTIONS SAFE FROM FOREIGN SPIES. 37 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,640 I CAN ACTUALLY BE SECOND IN LINE 38 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,080 TO SLIDE DOWN OLD RUSTY. 39 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,400 OH, BABY, JUST YOU WAIT TILL RECESS. 40 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,960 I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THE LUNCH IN THE CAFETERIA. 41 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,280 MY FIFTH GRADE TASTE BUDS 42 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,040 ARE MUCH MORE SOPHISTICATED, YOU KNOW. 43 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,480 AS FOR ME, WELL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 44 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,520 I ACTUALLY LOOK FORWARD TO BEING IN CLASS. 45 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,440 WHAT THE... 46 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,240 I KNOW, SPINELLI. IT SOUNDS CRAZY. 47 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,440 BUT DON'T FORGET... THIS YEAR WE HAVE MISS MILKI. 48 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,360 OH, MAN! I LOVE MISS MILKI! 49 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,080 EVERYONE LOVES MISS MILKI, VINCE, 50 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,736 'CAUSE SHE LOVES US KIDS. I'M TELLIN' YA, 51 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,200 FIFTH GRADE IS GONNA BE THE BEST YEAR YET. 52 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,360 ALL RIGHT, HOOLIGANS, SETTLE DOWN. 53 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,920 MY NAME IS MISS FINSTER, 54 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,560 AND I'M YOUR FIFTH GRADE TEACHER. 55 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? YOU GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE? 56 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,360 GO TO THE NURSE AND GET IT FIXED. 57 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,320 UH, MISS FINSTER? 58 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,240 WHAT IS IT, DETWEILER? 59 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,400 WHAT HAPPENED TO MISS MILKI? 60 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,216 WE WERE KINDA EXPECTING HER TO BE OUR TEACHER. 61 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,200 MILKI TRANSFERRED OUT! LUCKILY FOR YOU, 62 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,560 I WAS AVAILABLE TO TAKE HER PLACE. RANDALL? 63 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:09,640 YES, MISS FINSTER? 64 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,640 I'LL NEED A CLASS INFORMANT. YOU'RE IT. 65 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:12,840 OH, BOY, MISS FINSTER! 66 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,040 FIFTH GRADE IS GONNA BE THE BEST GRADE EVER! 67 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,736 OF COURSE IT WILL, 'CAUSE IT'LL HAVE DISCIPLINE, 68 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,920 HOMEWORK, TESTS, AND MORE DISCIPLINE. 69 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,800 ALL RIGHT, NOW. TAKE OUT YOUR PENCILS. 70 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,200 I WANT A 3,000-WORD ESSAY 71 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,816 ON WHAT YOU HOOLIGANS DID DURING THE SUMMER 72 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,360 AND HOW YOU WERE PUNISHED FOR DOIN' IT. 73 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:28,880 Vince: THAT WAS THE MOST. 74 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,760 WHOPPINGLY AWFUL EXPERIENCE OF ALL TIME. 75 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,320 OK, SO HAVING FINSTER FOR A TEACHER IS A SETBACK. 76 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,440 BUT I GOT A FEELING I CAN BREAK HER DOWN. 77 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,840 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GAVE US 6 TEXTBOOKS! 78 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,680 WHO NEEDS 6 TEXTBOOKS? 79 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,120 BOOKS... HEAVY. 80 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,800 MUST... PUT... DOWN! 81 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,040 WELL, I THINK THIS IS AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY 82 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,800 TO UTILIZE OUR NEW LOCKERS. 83 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,040 THEY OUGHT TO BE RIGHT OVER... 84 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,000 EGAD! THE LOCKERS! THEY'RE GONE! 85 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,160 WHAT HAPPENED TO 'EM? 86 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,520 HELLO, FIFTH GRADE CHUMS. 87 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,896 IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE LOCKERS, 88 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,320 THEY WERE ALL REPLACED BY THESE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS. 89 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,160 I ESPECIALLY LIKE THIS ONE. 90 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,016 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL OUR STUFF? 91 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,920 CAN'T... HOLD... ON. 92 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,960 AH-AH-AH. "SCHOOL IS FOR LEARNING," 93 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,160 NOT COMPLAINING. TA TA. 94 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,480 OH! 95 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,280 OK, SO WE DON'T GET LOCKERS, 96 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,680 AND WE GOT FINSTER AS OUR TEACHER. 97 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,800 BIG DEAL. THERE'S STILL LOTS OF OTHER GREAT STUFF 98 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,080 ABOUT SCHOOL, RIGHT? 99 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,360 HOW VERY TRUE, TJ. 100 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,440 FOR INSTANCE, CARRYING THESE TEXTBOOKS 101 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,120 HAS GIVEN ME QUITE AN APPETITE. 102 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,120 THERE YOU GO, MIKEY. 103 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,680 WHO'S UP FOR LUNCH IN THE CAFETERIA? 104 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:24,960 NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'. 105 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,656 Gus: AS I RECALL, ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, 106 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:27,840 THEY USUALLY SERVE PIZZA. 107 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,280 AH, YES! I LOVE PIZZA! 108 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,280 Tender. 109 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,360 UM, THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE PIZZA. 110 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,640 FOR THE LOVE OF BUTTER, WHAT IS IT?! 111 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,200 IT'S NUTRITION PASTE. 112 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,840 ALL PART OF A NEW AND IMPROVED CAFETERIA MENU. 113 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,080 DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT INSTEAD OF TASTY, 114 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,040 KID-FRIENDLY ENTR ES, 115 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,440 WE'RE NOW GOING TO BE SERVED 116 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,840 NUTRITION PASTE EVERY DAY? 117 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:45,960 OF COURSE NOT. 118 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,880 ON TUESDAY WE GOT NUTRITION LOG, 119 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,720 ON WEDNESDAY WE GOT NUTRITION LUMPS, 120 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,640 ON THURSDAY WE GOT NUTRITION LOAF, 121 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,280 AND ON FRIDAY WE GOT ZESTY MACARONI AND NUTRITION. 122 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,720 BON APP TIT. 123 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,320 ALL RIGHT, SO THEY TOOK AWAY OUR TEACHER, 124 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,480 THEY TOOK AWAY OUR LOCKERS, 125 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,800 AND THEY TOOK AWAY OUR LUNCH. 126 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,840 AT LEAST WE STILL GOT RECESS. 127 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,120 Kid: HEY! 128 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,000 NO! NOT OLD RUSTY! 129 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,400 NO-O-O-O-O! 130 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,240 SORRY, KID. DISTRICT ORDERS. 131 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,600 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 132 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,320 THEY TOOK AWAY THE WHOLE PLAYGROUND! 133 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,000 WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? 134 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,120 ARE THEY MAD? 135 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,680 OH, NEVER AGAIN TO ROLL ABOUT 136 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,040 IN THE FRESH GREEN CLOVER. 137 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,600 OR TO MAKE NECKLACES OF DANDELIONS 138 00:04:58,680 --> 00:04:59,760 OR HATS OF MUD. 139 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,440 THEY HAVEN'T JUST TAKE OUR PLAYGROUND. 140 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,000 THEY'VE TAKEN OUR CHILDHOOD! 141 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,600 AND NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR. 142 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:06,880 ATTENTION, STUDENTS. 143 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,720 THIS IS PRINCIPAL PRICKLY SPEAKING. 144 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,160 NOW, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED A FEW CHANGES. 145 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,320 AROUND YOUR SCHOOL TODAY, 146 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,200 AND THESE ARE NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT. 147 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,536 THEY'RE ALL PART OF THE BOARD OF EDUCATION'S. 148 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,160 NEW SCHOOL IMPROVEMENT POLICY, 149 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,320 SO I HOPE YOU'LL ALL ENJOY YOUR NEW, IMPROVED... 150 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,960 AAH! TJ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE? 151 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,360 I'M HERE FOR ANSWERS, SIR. 152 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,440 BUT I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF ADDRESSING THE STUDENTS. 153 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,200 SIR, I SUGGEST YOU SIGN OFF, 154 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,016 'CAUSE THE WAY I'M FEELIN', I MIGHT JUST SAY SOMETHING 155 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,400 THAT KINDERGARTNERS SHOULDN'T HEAR. 156 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,960 UH, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. 157 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,720 JUST GO BACK TO YOUR FUN. 158 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,800 ALL RIGHT, TJ, 159 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,040 I UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE UPSET. 160 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,040 UPSET? SIR, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 161 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,880 YOU'VE RUINED OUR SCHOOL! 162 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,440 DON'T GO BLAMING ME, TJ. IT WASN'T MY IDEA. 163 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,480 AND BESIDES, NO ONE'S RUINING SCHOOL. 164 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,800 THE BOARD OF EDUCATION JUST MADE A FEW CHANGES IS ALL. 165 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,400 THEY PAVED OVER OUR PLAYGROUND! 166 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,200 WELL, THE BOARD FEELS THAT MAINTAINING 167 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,720 A FIELD OF GRASS AND PLAY EQUIPMENT 168 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,240 DIVERTS MONEY THAT CAN BETTER BE USED ELSEWHERE. 169 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,816 LIKE FOR THESE NIFTY PRE-RECORDED ANNOUNCEMENTS, 170 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,120 FOR INSTANCE. 171 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,440 Woman's voice: LESS PLAY, MORE STUDYING. THAT IS ALL. 172 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,600 WHAT?! 173 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,200 SHE SOUNDS LIKE A VERY NICE LADY. 174 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,760 WHAT ABOUT THE LOCKERS? 175 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,920 THE BOARD OF ED FEELS THAT INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS 176 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,680 ARE A MORE MEANINGFUL USE OF WALL SPACE, 177 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,960 AND THE MORE TIME SPENT HOLDING YOUR BOOKS, THE BETTER. 178 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,840 AND THAT GRAY GUNK THEY'RE SERVING AT LUNCH? 179 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,800 NUTRITION PASTE CONTAINS ALL THE VITAMINS 180 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,920 CHILDREN NEED FOR MAXIMUM LEARNING POTENTIAL. 181 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,480 THAT IS ALL HERE IN THE IMPROVEMENT PLAN. 182 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,456 BUT, SIR, I THOUGHT YOU REMEMBERED WHAT IT WAS LIKE 183 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,760 TO BE A KID, AND TO KIDS, 184 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,280 ALL THIS STUFF IS JUST CRUMMY. 185 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,840 LOOK, TJ, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 186 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,960 I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS WHOLE PLAN MYSELF. 187 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,240 BUT THE BOARD HAS ORDERED IT. 188 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,400 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. 189 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,480 YOU CAN SAY NO. 190 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,560 I CAN'T GO UP AGAINST THE BOARD OF EDUCATION. 191 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,560 I'LL LOSE MY JOB. THEN THEY'LL JUST REPLACE ME 192 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,216 WITH SOMEONE WHO WILL GO ALONG WITH THEM. 193 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,160 BUT PRINCIPAL PRICKLY... 194 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,120 LISTEN, TJ, 195 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,800 THERE'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. 196 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,920 I KNOW I SEEM LIKE A BIG BOSS AROUND HERE, 197 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,920 BUT COMPARED TO THE BOARD, I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY, 198 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,896 AND THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THE LITTLE GUY CAN'T CHANGE 199 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,240 THE WAY THINGS ARE DONE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 200 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,280 YES, SIR. I THINK I DO. 201 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,800 THANK YOU. 202 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,600 SO, WHAT'D PRICKLY SAY? 203 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,440 HE SAYS THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THE LITTLE GUY 204 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,360 JUST HAS TO ACCEPT THE WAY THINGS ARE. 205 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,640 YOU MEAN, SCHOOL'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS FOREVER?! 206 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,440 OH, I DIDN'T SAY THAT, GUS. 207 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,560 I DIDN'T SAY THAT AT ALL. 208 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,640 Mother: TJ, TIME FOR SCHOOL! 209 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,280 COME ON DOWN AND EAT YOUR TOAST. 210 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:10,640 IT'S GETTING COLD. 211 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:11,880 DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH, MOM. 212 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,320 TJ'S NOT COMING DOWN. 213 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,440 NOT COMING DOWN? 214 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,080 WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS HE SICK? 215 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,200 HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SICK. 216 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,480 WATCH THE SLANDER, BECKY. 217 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,040 HEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS PROBLEM IS. 218 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,776 ALL HE TOLD ME WAS THAT HE WASN'T COMING DOWN, 219 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,080 AND THAT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 220 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,496 YOU'D BETTER SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, DEAR. 221 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,040 I'D BETTER SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. 222 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,240 Mother: TJ? HI, MOM. 223 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,560 TJ, IT'S TIME TO COME DOWN NOW. 224 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,120 HONEY, YOUR DOOR'S LOCKED. 225 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,360 IT'S NOT JUST LOCKED, MOM. 226 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,240 IT'S BARRICADED. BARRICADED? 227 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,560 BUT, HONEY, WHY? 228 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,320 AND HOW WILL YOU GET TO SCHOOL? 229 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,640 THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM, MOM, 230 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,960 'CAUSE AS OF THIS MORNING, 231 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:46,040 I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AGAIN. 232 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:49,640 HI, DWEEBS. 233 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,640 UH, HI, BECKY. 234 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,880 IS TJ READY FOR SCHOOL? 235 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,360 NOPE. NOT BY A LONG SHOT. 236 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,440 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 237 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,160 OH, HE'S JUST LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM, 238 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,360 BARRICADED THE DOOR, AND CLAIMS HE'S NEVER COMING OUT. 239 00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,520 TYPICAL FREAK BEHAVIOR. 240 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,040 NOW EXCUSE ME, LITTLE KIDDIES. 241 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,240 NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE ME HAVE TO GET TO CLASS. 242 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,480 LET'S HOPE IT'S AN OBEDIENCE SCHOOL. 243 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,720 ASSUMING JUST THIS ONCE 244 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,400 THAT BECKY'S TELLING THE TRUTH, 245 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,400 WHY WOULD TJ LOCK HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM? 246 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,160 INDEED. QUITE THE CONUNDRUM. 247 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,560 I SAY WE INVESTIGATE. 248 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,280 TJ, CONFOUND IT. OPEN UP ALREADY. 249 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,960 SORRY, DAD, BUT I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE DO THAT. 250 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,280 TJ, THIS LITTLE PRANK IS GETTING VERY SERIOUS. 251 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,040 IF YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL RIGHT NOW, 252 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,120 YOU'LL GET A TARDY! 253 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,776 YEAH, AND IF I DON'T LEAVE FOR WORK RIGHT NOW, 254 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,480 MY BOSS IS GONNA GIVE ME A TARDY. 255 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,320 COME OUT SOON, TJ, OR YOU'RE GROUNDED. 256 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,800 THAT'S OK WITH ME. 257 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:32,880 OH, DEAR ME. 258 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,480 HE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO BE TARDY. 259 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:35,640 I BETTER CALL THE SCHOOL. 260 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:36,960 I'VE TAKEN MY STAND. 261 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,040 WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS IN THE HANDS OF FATE. 262 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,160 WHAT THE... 263 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,800 HELLO, TJ. 264 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,160 SORRY ABOUT THE BANANA. 265 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,000 IT WAS THE SOFTEST THING IN MIKEY'S LUNCH. 266 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,000 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 267 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,480 OH, IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, ACTUALLY. 268 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,760 I'VE STOPPED GOING TO SCHOOL. 269 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,360 STOPPED GOING TO SCHOOL? YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 270 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,480 HE CAN'T, CAN HE? 271 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,200 ACCORDING TO THE ADULTS IN POWER, NO, HE CAN'T. 272 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,200 WELL, I SAY THEY CAN'T TAKE OUR SCHOOL 273 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,280 AND TURN IT INTO A BORING, CRUMMY PLACE. 274 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,480 I GUESS NOW WE'LL FIND OUT WHICH ONE OF US IS RIGHT. 275 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:05,920 A LONE STUDENT STAGING AN ACT 276 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,240 OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE 277 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,080 AGAINST AN ENTIRE BOARD OF EDUCATION. 278 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,480 WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT. 279 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,320 WHAT'S A REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT? 280 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,640 YEAH, GUYS, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 281 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,040 TJ SAYS HE'S NEVER GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, EVER! 282 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,880 HE'S STAYING RIGHT THERE IN HIS ROOM. 283 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,480 REALLY? WHOA, COOL. 284 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,800 COOL? WHAT'S COOL? 285 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,040 IF SOMETHING'S COOL, YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO TELL US. 286 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,360 TJ'S LOCKED UP IN HIS ROOM. 287 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,520 HE SAYS HE'S NEVER GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, EVER! 288 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,200 All: SCANDALOUS! 289 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,360 WHAT'S SO SCANDALOUS? 290 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,440 EWW. SPILL IT! 291 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,400 OH, ALL RIGHT. 292 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,200 YOU SORT OF ARE A FELLOW KID AND ALL. 293 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,200 YOU SEE, TJ... 294 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,360 DETWEILER'S NEVER COMING BACK TO SCHOOL! 295 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,680 YEAH? SO WHAT? 296 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,280 I TRIED NEVER COMING BACK TO SCHOOL 297 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,280 DOZENS OF TIMES. 298 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,680 BUT HE'S DOING IT FOR US! 299 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,920 TJ DETWEILER STAYING HOME IN PROTEST? 300 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,920 I MUST SPREAD THIS NEWS TO THE 4 CORNERS OF THE PLAYGROUND! 301 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,760 EVERYONE, TJ DETWEILER'S STAYING HOME FROM SCHOOL. 302 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,200 All: WHOA! 303 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,960 OOGA-CHOOGA! OOGA-CHOOGA! 304 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,520 THE KID NO GO TO SCHOOL! 305 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,000 WE GO GIVE HIM SUPPORT! 306 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,120 ALL RIGHT. GOOD MORNING, MALCONTENTS. 307 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,600 IT'S TIME TO LEARN! 308 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,840 TODAY'S MATH TEST WILL HAVE 500 QUESTIONS... 309 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,280 ALL WORD PROBLEMS. 310 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,960 I HOPE YOU SHIFTY PUNKS 311 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,880 BROUGHT PLENTY OF NUMBER 2 PENCILS. 312 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,560 WHAT THE... WHERE THE BLAZES IS EVERYONE? 313 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,800 GOOD GRACIOUS! 314 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,720 WHERE DID ALL YOU CHILDREN COME FROM? 315 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,120 WE HEARD TJ WASN'T GOING TO SCHOOL. IS IT TRUE? 316 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,160 I GOT ODDS GOING 3 TO 1 THAT IT IS. 317 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,960 WELL, YES, I'M AFRAID IT IS. 318 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,320 HE WON'T COME OUT OF HIS ROOM. 319 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,080 SO IT IS TRUE, EH? TJ'S DITCHING SCHOOL. 320 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,800 MY FIRST BIG SCOOP AS A FIFTH GRADE INFORMANT. 321 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,200 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, SETTLE DOWN. 322 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,440 LET'S HAVE SOME ORDER, PLEASE. 323 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,320 ORDER? WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 324 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,280 MY STUDENTS HAVE ALL GONE AWOL! 325 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,440 THIS IS ANARCHY! 326 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,520 MINE ARE GONE, TOO! 327 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,880 IT'S DOWNRIGHT TRIPPY! 328 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,800 ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE ARE NO STUDENTS 329 00:10:58,880 --> 00:10:59,880 IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL? 330 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,520 YES, SIR, WE MUST FIND THE CHILDREN 331 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,120 BEFORE SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS. 332 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,840 YEAH, LIKE IF THE SCHOOL BOARD FINDS OUT, 333 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,840 I'LL LOSE MY JOB. 334 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,000 WHERE IN TARNATION ARE THEY? 335 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,640 Randall: I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE. 336 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,560 WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY? 337 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,320 THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S ME... RANDALL, 338 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,840 BRINGING YOU THE GOODS ONCE AGAIN. 339 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,480 YOU SEE, WHEN I NOTICED ALL THE KIDS 340 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,696 RUNNING OUT OF THE SCHOOL YARD, 341 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,680 MY INSTINCTS TOLD ME SOMETHING BIG WAS UP. SO I... 342 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,096 JUST TELL ME WHERE THE CHILDREN ARE! 343 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,280 THEY'RE AT TJ'S HOUSE. 344 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,440 DETWEILER! 345 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,360 WHY IS IT ALWAYS DETWEILER? 346 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,520 SEEMS NAUGHTY TJ'S REFUSING TO COME TO SCHOOL, 347 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,320 AND EVERYONE ELSE IS THERE TO SUPPORT HIM. 348 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,040 THEY SAY IT'S A REVOLUTION, AND IF I KNOW MY HISTORY, 349 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,000 REVOLUTIONS INVOLVE EXECUTIONS. 350 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,560 DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, BOY. 351 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,560 THE BEST WE CAN HOPE FOR IS JUVENILE HALL. 352 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,560 THAT'LL DO. 353 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,560 All: TJ! TJ! TJ! 354 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,520 GOODNESS, TJ. 355 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,640 YOUR PROTEST SEEMS TO HAVE GATHERED MOMENTUM. 356 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,520 BUT SURELY YOU CAN'T SIT IN YOUR ROOM INDEFINITELY. 357 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,800 HEY, I GOT MY COMIC BOOKS 358 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,280 AND I GOT MY POLITICAL CAUSE. 359 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,480 A RIGHT-THINKIN' KID DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE THAN THAT. 360 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,560 BUT WHAT ABOUT FOOD? WITH NOTHING TO EAT, 361 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,320 YOU'LL SHRINK INTO A TINY SKELETON. 362 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,600 NOT TO WORRY, MIKE-O. 363 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,640 I RAIDED THE PANTRY LAST NIGHT AND STOCKED UP. 364 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,800 I GOT ENOUGH GELATIN MIX, SPAGHETTI NOODLES, 365 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,960 AND TOMATO PASTE TO LAST ME FOR A GOOD LONG TIME. 366 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,760 BUT, TJ, WHAT ABOUT... 367 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,760 DON'T WORRY, GUS. I GOT MY OWN BATHROOM. 368 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,640 JEEZ, TEEJ, YOU THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING. 369 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,760 YEP, AND SO FAR, 370 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,640 EVERYTHING'S GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN. 371 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,600 SO, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? 372 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,840 WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS PRICKLY SHOWS UP. 373 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,520 LOOK AT ALL THESE KIDS. I HAVEN'T SEEN 374 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,240 A CROWD LIKE THIS SINCE WOODSTOCK. 375 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,240 WHAT'S YOUR PLAN, SIR? SHALL I CALL THE COPS? 376 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,280 AAH! NO! WE'VE GOT TO KEEP THIS QUIET. 377 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,920 I'LL TALK TO DETWEILER MYSELF. 378 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,880 SHOULD WE WATCH DETWEILER GET IN TROUBLE 379 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,080 FROM THE CAR, MISS FINSTER? 380 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,160 NO, RANDALL. 381 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,320 LET'S SAVOR THIS UP CLOSE. 382 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,160 OOH, ZESTY. 383 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,736 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. GET OUT OF THE... 384 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,760 OW! 385 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,336 WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET STEPPED ON, 386 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,360 STAY IN CLASS. 387 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,400 TJ DETWEILER, 388 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,960 AS YOUR PRINCIPAL, I ORDER YOU 389 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,520 TO COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW! 390 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,880 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, 391 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,896 SINCE I QUIT SCHOOL, YOU'RE NOT MY PRINCIPAL ANYMORE, 392 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,600 AND I DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS. 393 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,800 COME ON, TJ. 394 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,560 BECAUSE OF YOU, NOBODY'S GOING TO SCHOOL. 395 00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,760 THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, SIR. 396 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,120 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 397 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,280 WELL, FOR STARTERS, I'D LIKE A NICE, HOT, 398 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,520 TASTY LUNCH IN THE CAFETERIA. 399 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,000 NOT JUST FOR ME, BUT FOR EVERY KID AT SCHOOL. 400 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,160 I WANT THE KICKBALL FIELD BACK, 401 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,400 AND THE BASKETBALL HOOPS, AND OLD RUSTY, TOO. 402 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,520 AND LOCKERS! 403 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,000 I UNDERSTAND SKIPPING SCHOOL IS WRONG. 404 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,840 I KNOW STUDYING AND LEARNING ARE GOOD FOR ME. 405 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,080 BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, 406 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,200 NONE OF THE NEW CHANGES HELP WITH ANY OF THAT STUFF. 407 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,440 THEY JUST MAKE SCHOOL A CRUMMY PLACE TO BE. 408 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,560 ALL I ASK, SIR, 409 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,360 IS THAT YOU GIVE US BACK THE SCHOOL WE LOVE, 410 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,040 AND IF THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES TO GET IT, 411 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,000 THEN I'M WILLING TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. 412 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,960 NOW, TJ, I ALREADY TOLD YOU, 413 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,320 THE CHANGES ARE OFFICIAL BOARD OF ED POLICY. 414 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,080 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THEM. 415 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,840 THEN I'M AFRAID I CAN'T COME DOWN! 416 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,160 Kids: OOH. 417 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,840 WELL, THAT DIDN'T GO WELL. 418 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,160 THAT DIDN'T GO WELL. 419 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,520 AH! WHAT'S THAT? 420 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,720 IT'S THE COPS, SIR. 421 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,000 WHOO-HOO! THE FUZZ! 422 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,520 OH, NO. IT'S NOT THE COPS. 423 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,680 IT'S WORSE. IT'S THE BOARD OF EDUCATION! 424 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,880 I'M TRUANT OFFICER McLELLAN. 425 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,136 THIS IS TRUANT OFFICER McDOOLY... 426 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,080 BOARD OF EDUCATION. 427 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,920 OH, WHY, WHATEVER BRINGS YOU HERE? 428 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,440 WE UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A SITUATION. 429 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,280 OH, I'D HARDLY CALL IT A SITUATION. 430 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,280 IT'S JUST A HARMLESS BOY WHO'S LOCKED HIMSELF 431 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,280 IN HIS BEDROOM. 432 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,720 I HAVE IT COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL. 433 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,280 IT SEEMS HE'S STILL UP THERE. 434 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,600 WELL, FOR NOW. 435 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,240 WHO TOLD YOU PEOPLE ABOUT THIS ANYWAY?! 436 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,760 WE'RE THE B.O.E. WE KNOW EVERYTHING. 437 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,400 WE'RE TAKING OVER, PRINCIPAL PRICKLY. 438 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,720 THIS CASE IS NOW BOARD OF EDUCATION JURISDICTION. 439 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,456 IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, I RECOMMEND 440 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,376 YOU TAKE IT UP WITH THE SCHOOL BOARD MEMBERS THEMSELVES. 441 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,520 THEY'RE RIGHT OVER THERE. 442 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,640 THE BOARD MEMBERS... HERE? NOW? 443 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,080 REPORT, OFFICER McLELLAN. 444 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,640 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? 445 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,240 OUR INTEL WAS ACCURATE, SIR. 446 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,760 IT'S A KID WHO WON'T GO TO SCHOOL. 447 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:41,840 I SEE. 448 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,640 LADIES, GENTLEMEN, I'M AFRAID 449 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,920 IT'S EVERY BIT AS SERIOUS AS WE FEARED. 450 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,120 REFUSING TO GO TO SCHOOL IS A CODE WHITE SITUATION. 451 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,760 CALL IT IN. 452 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,320 CODE WHITE. I REPEAT... CODE WHITE. 453 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,000 Man: ROGER THAT. CODE RECEIVED. 454 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,160 PLEASE CONFIRM. 455 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,880 WILL DO. OVER AND OUT. 456 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,680 SIR, WE'VE GOT A CODE WHITE. 457 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,720 VERY WELL. 458 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,120 YES? 459 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,400 I WILL ELIMINATE THE PROBLEM. 460 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,840 KELLY, I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE 461 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,880 WHERE 10-YEAR-OLD TK DUDWALLER 462 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,520 IS REFUSING TO GO TO SCHOOL. 463 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,240 ACCORDING TO OUR SOURCES, THE BOY IS UPSET 464 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,160 ABOUT SOME NEW BOARD OF EDUCATION POLICIES. 465 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,320 WITH ME ARE THE 5 MEMBERS 466 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,536 OF THE STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION, 467 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,680 ALONG WITH BOARD SUPERVISOR 468 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,280 MILTON BROWN. MR. BROWN, 469 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,280 WHAT ABOUT THESE NEW SCHOOL POLICIES? 470 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,080 ARE THEY GOOD FOR OUR STUDENTS? 471 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,120 STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT THE POLICIES ARE GOOD 472 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,920 FOR OUR CHILDREN AND GOOD FOR THE SCHOOLS. 473 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,920 THE BOARD AND I SUPPORT THEM UNANIMOUSLY. 474 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,840 THERE YOU HAVE IT. AS FOR YOUNG TK, 475 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,920 NEIGHBORS SAY HE WAS ALWAYS A STRANGE CHILD 476 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 WHO REFUSED TO GO ANYWHERE 477 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,520 WITHOUT HIS RED BASEBALL CAP. 478 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,960 HEY, TJ! TJ! YOU'RE ON THE NEWS! 479 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,200 WAY TO GO, TEEJ! 480 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,520 THE PEOPLE HAVE HEARD YOU. 481 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,600 YOUR LONG STRUGGLE IS FINALLY OVER. 482 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,000 NOT YET, MIKEY. 483 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,040 BUT I'VE GOT A FEELING THE END HAS JUST BEGUN. 484 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,200 OH, NO. NOT THE HELICOPTER. 485 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,040 THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. 486 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,200 MR. WHITE. 487 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,400 THE ULTIMATE ENFORCER 488 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,840 OF BOARD OF ED POLICY. 489 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,080 TJ DETWEILER. 490 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,200 BRING IT ON, MR. WHITE. BRING IT ON. 491 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,560 AH, MR. WHITE. 492 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,000 HOW WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU. 493 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,400 I TRUST I CAN BE OF HELP TO YOU. 494 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,840 YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY WAY, PRICKLY. 495 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,560 YOU HAVE FAILED. YOU ARE IRRELEVANT. 496 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,680 YOU, YOU, COME WITH ME. 497 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,360 OH, HELLO. AND WHO ARE YOU? 498 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,920 MY NAME IS MR. WHITE, MA'AM. 499 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,240 I'M WITH THE BOARD OF EDUCATION. 500 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,960 IF YOU DON'T MIND, MY ASSOCIATES AND I 501 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,720 WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOUR SON THEODORE. 502 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,960 OH, THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT. 503 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,760 I'VE CALLED MY HUSBAND. HE'LL BE HOME 504 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,096 IN HALF AN HOUR IF TRAFFIC IS GOOD. 505 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,720 THAT'S JUST WHAT I WOULD EXPECT A LOVING, 506 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,480 BRILLIANT PARENT SUCH AS YOURSELF TO SAY, 507 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,880 MRS. DETWEILER. IT IS? 508 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,400 AND I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU. 509 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,760 THERE IS NOTHING MORE BENEFICIAL 510 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,240 TO A YOUNG MAN'S CHARACTER 511 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,200 THAN HEALTHY COMMUNICATION WITH HIS PARENTS. 512 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,856 SOME OF MY FONDEST MEMORIES ARE OF SITTING 513 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,080 ON MY PAPPY'S KNEE, EXCHANGING INFORMATION. 514 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,640 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 515 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,000 YES, IT IS. BUT UNFORTUNATELY, 516 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,920 HALF AN HOUR IS SIMPLY TOO LONG TO WAIT. 517 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,800 TJ IS SETTING A VERY UNFORTUNATE EXAMPLE 518 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,720 FOR ALL THOSE OTHER CHILDREN OUT THERE. 519 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,720 ANY MOMENT NOW, HIS DISOBEDIENCE WILL BECOME 520 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,480 INGRAINED IN THEIR IMPRESSIONABLE BRAINS 521 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,080 AND SPREAD TO OTHER CHILDREN... 522 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,080 FRIENDS, RELATIVES E-MAIL BUDDIES. 523 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,960 DISOBEDIENCE LEADS TO CHAOS, MADNESS. 524 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,320 MADNESS IS VERY BAD FOR LITTLE CHILDREN. 525 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,000 WOULDN'T YOU SAY, MRS. DETWEILER? 526 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,960 WHY, YES. I GUESS IT IS. 527 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,560 THEN PLEASE LET ME HELP YOUR CHILD 528 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,936 AND ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD. 529 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,040 WE'RE THE BOARD OF EDUCATION. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 530 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,560 OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT. 531 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,120 HIS ROOM IS UPSTAIRS ON THE LEFT. 532 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,880 THANK YOU, MRS. DETWEILER. 533 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,656 BREW ME A POT OF DARJEELING TEA, IF YOU WILL. 534 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,600 I'M PARCHED. 535 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,400 IS INSTANT OK? 536 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,000 HELLO, MR. WHITE. LONG TIME NO SEE. 537 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,680 TJ DETWEILER. 538 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,576 I IMAGINE YOU'RE FEELING QUITE FULL OF YOURSELF 539 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,760 AFTER DEFEATING ME ON THAT WHOLE WHOMPS ISSUE. 540 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,520 IT'S NOT A MATTER OF BEATING YOU, SIR. 541 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,696 I'M JUST TRYING TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT. 542 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,560 SO YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ASKING ME TO COME OUT. 543 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,880 OH, I HAVE NO INTENTION OF ASKING YOU TO COME OUT. 544 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,760 YOU DON'T? OH, NO, TJ. 545 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,760 PRINCIPAL PRICKLY ALREADY TRIED THAT. 546 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,360 I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU TO STAY IN THERE 547 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,960 JUST AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 548 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,280 YOU ARE? YES. 549 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,800 OF COURSE, PLEASE DON'T BLAME ME 550 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,880 IF, DURING YOUR ABSENCE, YOUR FRIENDS START TO FIND 551 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,000 THEIR LIVES BECOMING... OH, HOW SHALL WE SAY IT... 552 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,400 UH... UNPLEASANT. 553 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,576 WHATCHOO TALKIN' ABOUT, WHITE? 554 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,640 WELL, EVEN IF YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL, TJ, 555 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,360 I ASSUME YOUR FRIENDS STILL WILL, 556 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,136 AND I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT THE SCHOOL BOARD 557 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,200 IS CONSIDERING A 12-HOUR SCHOOL DAY, 558 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,520 DOUBLING THE HOMEWORK LOAD, 559 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,520 FLAVORING THE NUTRITION PASTE WITH BROCCOLI AND LIVER. 560 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,496 I'VE TRIED VERY HARD TO FIGHT THEM ON THESE ISSUES. 561 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,240 BUT IF I CAN'T EVEN CONVINCE ONE CHILD 562 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,360 TO LEAVE HIS BEDROOM, 563 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,840 WHO'S GOING TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY? 564 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,600 THAT'S A DIRTY TRICK, MR. WHITE! 565 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,416 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A DIRTY TRICK, TJ, 566 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,160 WHEN IT'S USED FOR A GREATER GOOD. 567 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,000 OK, THEN YOU WIN. 568 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,880 I'LL UNBARRICADE MY DOOR AND COME OUT. 569 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,800 WELL, I WONDER IF MY TEA IS READY. 570 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,640 THAT WAS QUICKER THAN I EXPECTED. 571 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,640 AAH! 572 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,480 WHAT IN THE... 573 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,640 DETWEILER! THAT WAS A DIRTY TRICK! 574 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,360 DETWEILER? WHERE IS HE? 575 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,600 THE MAGPIE HAS FLOWN! 576 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,880 THE MAGPIE HAS FLOWN! 577 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,120 DON'T JUST STAND THERE. 578 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,640 HE PROBABLY CLIMBED OUT THE WINDOW. 579 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,280 HE'S NOT OUT THERE. 580 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,360 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 581 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,240 IF HE'S NOT OUT THERE AND HE'S NOT IN HERE, 582 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,360 THE ONLY OTHER PLACE HE COULD BE IS THE... 583 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,920 AHA! THERE YOU ARE! 584 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,920 DETWEILER! 585 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,400 I TOLD YOU I'D LEAVE MY ROOM. 586 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,360 I'M MOVING MY PROTEST TO THE ROOF! 587 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,560 HAVE IT YOUR WAY, BOY. IT'S EASY ENOUGH FOR ME 588 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,760 TO GET ON THE ROOF. TO THE HELICOPTER, MEN! 589 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,240 OH, YEAH. OOPS. 590 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,600 UHH! 591 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,000 AAH! 592 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,760 SO MUCH FOR PRINCIPALING. 593 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,240 NOW I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO GO TO WORK 594 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,440 ON MY BROTHER THURGOOD'S LOBSTER BOAT IN ALASKA. 595 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,320 HELP! HELP! 596 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,600 HELP? WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU, DETWEILER? 597 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,160 THANKS TO YOU, I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB, 598 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,640 WHILE YOU JUST DANGLE FROM THE ROOF. 599 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,280 AAH! DANGLE FROM THE ROOF?! 600 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,240 HANG ON, TJ! I'M COMING! 601 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,160 MOVE IT! OUT OF MY WAY! LET ME THROUGH! 602 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,736 Gretchen: WHAT'S HAPPENING, PRINCIPAL PRICKLY? 603 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,840 WHERE IS TJ? 604 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,280 HE'S AROUND THE CORNER. I NEED A LADDER, QUICK! 605 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,800 I'M COMIN', TJ! 606 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,680 CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER, SIR! 607 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,840 JUST ANOTHER SECOND! 608 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,120 HERE'S A LADDER! 609 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,960 HOLD IT STEADY, KIDS. 610 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,400 ALL RIGHT, SON. UHH! 611 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,880 NOW WE'RE GONNA WORK TOGETHER. 612 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,360 ON 3, I'LL PULL UP ON ONE HAND, 613 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,600 WHILE YOU PULL UP WITH THE OTHER. YOU GOT THAT? 614 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,040 YES... SIR. 615 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,360 1, 2, 3! 616 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,600 OOF! 617 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:26,880 THANKS, SIR. 618 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,880 TJ, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 619 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,080 I MEAN, LOCKING YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM IS ONE THING, 620 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,600 BUT YOU COULD'VE BEEN KILLED UP HERE. 621 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,600 I KNOW. IT WAS A DUMB THING TO DO. 622 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,280 I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME. 623 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,520 THIS WHOLE PROTEST OF YOURS HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND. 624 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,296 YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE WHEN THIS IS OVER. 625 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,760 BUT SOMEBODY HAD TO DO SOMETHING 626 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,160 TO LOOK OUT FOR US KIDS. I MEAN, NORMALLY, SIR, 627 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,760 I'D ASSUME LOOKING OUT FOR KIDS WAS PART OF YOUR JOB. 628 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,360 ER... UH... WELL... 629 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,920 THAT'S OK. I UNDERSTAND. 630 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,880 A GROWNUP'S GOTTA WORRY ABOUT MAKIN' A LIVING. 631 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,200 YOU'VE GOTTA BUY CARS AND PANTS AND HOUSES. 632 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,280 BUT I'M JUST A KID. I CAN'T STAND AROUND 633 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,520 AND LET BAD STUFF HAPPEN TO PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT. 634 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,240 'CAUSE THE ONLY THING I'VE GOT TO LOSE 635 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,840 IS MY SELF-RESPECT. 636 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,000 White: PRICKLY, GOOD WORK! YOU'VE CAPTURED HIM. 637 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,400 BRING HIM DOWN HERE TO ME. 638 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,200 LEE AND I WILL SEE THAT YOU GET A PROMOTION. 639 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,640 NO, SIR. 640 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,640 I CANNOT, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, DO THAT. 641 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,160 THIS IS NO TIME FOR GAMES, PRICKLY. 642 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,560 BRING THE BOY DOWN NOW, 643 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,240 OR IT WILL COST YOU YOUR JOB. 644 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,720 IF KEEPING MY JOB MEANS GOING ALONG 645 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,080 WITH YOUR LOUSY POLICIES, 646 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,600 THEN I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE. 647 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,000 I THINK I'D RATHER KEEP MY SELF-RESPECT, TOO. 648 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,800 HE'S STANDING UP TO PEOPLE HE DISAGREES WITH, 649 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,280 RISKING HIS JOB? 650 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,880 THAT'S THE MOST INSPIRING THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 651 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,560 I-I'M WITH HIM! 652 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,640 WHAT? 653 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,360 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 654 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,200 THE TRUTH IS, I HATE THE NEW POLICY. 655 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,560 I JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT BECAUSE YOU ALL LIKE IT. 656 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,480 I DIDN'T WANT TO DISAGREE AND GET FIRED. 657 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,560 BUT I THOUGHT THE PLAN WAS STUPID. 658 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,120 I MEAN, PAVING OVER THE PLAYGROUND? COME ON! 659 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,080 I WAS JUST AFRAID TO MAKE WAVES. 660 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,600 WHEW! I AM SO RELIEVED 661 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,200 YOU GUYS FEEL THE SAME WAY I DO. 662 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,960 JUST A MOMENT, PEOPLE. 663 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,600 YOU NEVER LIKED THE NEW POLICY. 664 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,080 I NEVER LIKED THE NEW POLICY. 665 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,840 SOME SO-CALLED EXPERTS RECOMMENDED IT, 666 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,400 AND WE WERE ALL TOO SCARED TO VOICE OUR OPPOSITION? 667 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,520 SHAME ON US! 668 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,560 I HEREBY MOVE THAT THE NEW SCHOOL POLICY 669 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,880 IS NO LONGER IN EFFECT. 670 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,240 ALL IN FAVOR? All: AYE. 671 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,600 THE AYES HAVE IT. 672 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,960 SCHOOL IS BACK TO NORMAL! 673 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,640 BUT... BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 674 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,720 THAT WOULD MEAN THAT... THAT CHILD 675 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,400 HAS BEATEN ME AGAIN! 676 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,200 YES, IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT, TAD? 677 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,320 WE GET SO CAUGHT UP IN OUR GROWN-UP WORLD, 678 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,440 THAT WE FORGET... 679 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,520 THE LITTLE GUY REALLY CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 680 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,960 POOL PARTY AT MY PLACE? 681 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,800 WHOO! YEAH! 682 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,320 ALL RIGHT! WHOO-HOO! 683 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,480 WELL DONE, TJ. 684 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,080 SIR, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 685 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,240 WELL, GUYS, THINGS ARE PRETTY MUCH BACK TO NORMAL. 686 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,720 WE'VE GOT OUR GRASS BACK, WE'VE GOT OUR HOOPS BACK. 687 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,240 THEY'RE ALMOST FINISHED PUTTING BACK OLD RUSTY! 688 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,640 OK, KIDS. 689 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,960 THANKS, TEEJ. YOU REALLY SAVED US. 690 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,336 YOU'VE BROUGHT THE JOY OF LEARNING 691 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,760 BACK INTO OUR LIVES. 692 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,840 AHH. AND FISH STICKS, TOO! 693 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,320 WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU ASKED FOR. 694 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,880 Finster: ALL RIGHT, YOU SNEAKY LITTLE NE'ER-DO-WELLS. 695 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,680 CLASS STARTS IN 5 MINUTES! 696 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,840 SO, IN 4 MINUTES, I EXPECT YOU TO STOP PLAYING 697 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,040 AND START PREPARING TO STOP HAVING FUN! 698 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,000 WELL, ALMOST EVERYTHING. 699 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,360 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, VINCE. 700 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,320 LIKE I SAY, I THINK I CAN BREAK HER DOWN. 701 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,400 A SARDINE AND ONION SANDWICH. 702 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,800 NICE TRY, DETWEILER, 703 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,600 BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA BREAK ME DOWN! 704 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,880 NOW, TAKE OUT YOUR PENCILS! 705 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,880 IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER TEST. 706 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,680 HEH HEH. 707 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,976 ALL RIGHT, SO MAYBE MISS FINSTER. 708 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,920 IS ONE THING YOU JUST CAN'T CHANGE. 709 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,120 BUT AROUND SCHOOL, 710 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,760 STUFF WAS STILL CHANGING ALL OVER. 711 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,376 FOR INSTANCE, LAST YEAR'S KINDERGARTNERS. 712 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,640 MOVED UP INTO FIRST GRADE, 713 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,640 AND HAD TO START ACTING LIKE NORMAL KIDS. 714 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,360 WHOA! 715 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,480 GIMME BALL! GIMME BALL! 716 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,760 MY BALL! MY BALL! 717 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,560 AAH! AAH! 718 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,120 HECTOR, TUBBY, REMEMBER... 719 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,600 NOW THAT YOU'RE BIG FIRST GRADERS, 720 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,720 YOU'RE TO TALK AND ACT LIKE NORMAL CHILDREN. 721 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,960 OH! 722 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,520 EXCUSE ME. 723 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,440 MAY I HAVE MY BALL BACK? 724 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,880 PRETTY PLEASE? 725 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,440 HERE YOU GO. AAH! 726 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,520 GIMME BALL! GIMME BALL! 727 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,480 MY BALL! MY BALL! 728 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,960 GIVE IT TIME. 729 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,320 THE YEAR HAS JUST BEGUN. 730 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,680 ANOTHER THING... 731 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,616 SINCE KING BOB MOVED ON TO MIDDLE SCHOOL LAST YEAR, 732 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,320 WE GOT A NEW KING... KING FREDDY. FREDDY'S OK, 733 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,520 BUT I THINK HE'S STILL GETTING USED TO THE JOB. 734 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,720 YOUR HIGHNESS, THIS BOY HERE WAS CAUGHT 735 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,600 CALLING ANOTHER BOY "GOOBERHEAD." 736 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,200 GOOBERHEAD, YOU SAY? 737 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,200 I HEREBY DECREE THAT HE BE DRAGGED 738 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,136 ACROSS THE PLAYGROUND BY A TEAM OF THIRD GRADERS, 739 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,320 SOAKED WITH FRUIT JUICE, ROLLED IN A SANDBOX, 740 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,560 THEN TIED TO THE BACKSTOP UNTIL HE MENDS HIS WAYS, 741 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,680 OR UNTIL THE ROLY-POLIES GET HIM, 742 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,120 WHICHEVER COMES FIRST. 743 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,720 HUH? UM, SIR? 744 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,400 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A BIT HARSH? 745 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,040 OH, VERY WELL. 746 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,320 5 MINUTES TIME-OUT FOR BEING NAUGHTY. 747 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,400 WHEW. 748 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,480 BUT THEN, THE BIGGEST CHANGE OF ALL, 749 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,160 SOMETHING THAT CAME AS A COMPLETE SURPRISE. 750 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,840 GREETINGS, FELLOW FIFTH GRADERS. 751 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,600 WHAT DO YOU WANT, MENLOW? 752 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,200 WE'RE KIND OF BUSY HANGIN' OUT. 753 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,720 AND A FINE JOB YOU'RE DOING. 754 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,640 HOWEVER, AS KING FREDDY'S NEW MESSENGER BOY, 755 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,200 IT IS MY OFFICIAL DUTY TO TELL YOU 756 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,680 THAT THE KING DESIRES YOUR PRESENCE. 757 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,560 WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! 758 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,120 OH, HE DOESN'T WANT TO PUNISH YOU. 759 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,480 HE HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, 760 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,040 SOMETHING I BELIEVE YOU'LL ENJOY. 761 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,720 HURRY, NOW. HIS HIGHNESS DOESN'T LIKE TO BE KEPT WAITING. 762 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,600 AN AUDIENCE WITH THE NEW KING? 763 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,720 WHATEVER FOR, I WONDER? 764 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,880 SOMETHING GOOD? 765 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,600 PERHAPS WE'RE TO BE HIS MERRY BAND 766 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,680 OF COURT MUSICIANS! 767 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,040 SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT. 768 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,400 BUT SCHOOL JUST STARTED. 769 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,960 WE DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING GOOD YET. 770 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,480 TJ DOES. I DO? 771 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,000 WELL, YEAH. YOU SAVED THE SCHOOL 772 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,320 FROM ALL THOSE CRUMMY RULES. IF I WAS KING, 773 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,480 I'D GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST REWARD I COULD THINK OF. 774 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,360 HECK, I'D EVEN MAKE YOU A KNIGHT. 775 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,360 A KNIGHT? REALLY? YOU THINK HE MIGHT? 776 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,520 IT DOES SEEM LOGICAL. 777 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,080 WHAT A MAGNIFICENT GESTURE. 778 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,960 HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, TEEJ. 779 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,480 WELL, THANKS, VINCE. 780 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,560 WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S GO! 781 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,360 PTOO! BLECCH! GUARD, WHAT IS THIS WINGER DINGER 782 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,600 DOING IN MY MOUTH? 783 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,440 UH, SIR? YOU REQUESTED A WINGER DINGER. 784 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,720 I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED A MUNCHERRIFIC NUT-NUT BAR! 785 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,800 S-SORRY, YOUR... 786 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,240 OH, NO. IT IS I WHO IS SORRY, GUARD... 787 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,640 FOR YOUR SAKE. 788 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,240 HMM. THIS CALLS FOR SEVERE PUNISHMENT. 789 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,720 YOUR HIGHNESS, WE HAVE ARRIVED. 790 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,560 HUH? WHO'S THERE? 791 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,400 IT'S ME, SIR... TJ AND MY FRIENDS. 792 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,240 AND MIGHT I SAY IT IS WITH GREAT HUMBLENESS 793 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,136 THAT I ACCEPT THE HONOR YOU'RE ABOUT TO GIVE ME. 794 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,280 WHO IS THIS BOY, 795 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,000 AND WHAT IS HE BABBLING ABOUT? 796 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,400 TJ DETWEILER, YOUR FREDDYNESS. 797 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,040 HE'S THE BOY WHO SAVED THE SCHOOL 798 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,280 FROM THE BOARD OF EDUCATION. 799 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,160 OH, THAT OLD THING. YES, YES, NIFTY. 800 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,280 NO SUBJECT, KIDS. I'VE ORDERED YOU HERE 801 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,200 ABOUT AN ISSUE OF ACTUAL IMPORTANCE. 802 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,880 WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. STEP BACK. 803 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,440 YOUR KING APPROACHES. 804 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,080 AS KING OF THIS PLAYGROUND, 805 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,400 I HEREBY FORMALLY EXTEND TO YOU THIS INVITATION 806 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,480 TO JOIN THE SECRET FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS CLUB. 807 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,480 FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS CLUB? WHAT'S THAT? 808 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,720 YEAH, I NEVER HEARD OF IT. 809 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,080 OF COURSE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT. 810 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,080 UNTIL THIS YEAR, YOU'VE BEEN FOURTH GRADERS. 811 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,640 THE SECRETS OF THE TOP SECRET FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS CLUB 812 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,240 HAVE BEEN KEPT SECRET FROM YOU. 813 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,600 BUT WHAT'S THE CLUB FOR? 814 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,360 YEAH, WHAT'S IN IT FOR US? 815 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,720 AH, THIS YOU MAY NOT KNOW 816 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,440 WITHOUT FIRST TAKING THE OATH. 817 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,120 GUARD, THE OATH! 818 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,920 I, FIFTH OR SIXTH GRADER, 819 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,840 DO HEREBY SOLEMNLY SWEAR NEVER TO DIVULGE THE SECRETS 820 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,160 OF THE SECRET FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADER CLUB 821 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,440 TO ANYONE LITTLER THAN A FIFTH OR SIXTH GRADER... 822 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,480 BECAUSE IF I DO, THEN THE KING WILL THINK 823 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,520 OF A REALLY BAD PUNISHMENT FOR ME. 824 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,680 EXCELLENT. GLAD YOU BIG KIDS AGREE. 825 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,120 NOW FOLLOW ME. 826 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,680 NOTHING PERSONAL, KING FREDDY, 827 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,920 BUT THIS DOESN'T SEEM 828 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,200 LIKE MUCH OF A CLUBHOUSE. 829 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,320 STOP THINKING LIKE A FOURTH GRADER, DETWEILER. 830 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,880 THIS ISN'T THE CLUBHOUSE. 831 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,800 GUARDS, ANY K-THROUGH-4s WATCHING? 832 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,880 WE'RE CLEAR, SIR. 833 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,040 VERY WELL. 834 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,920 All: WHOA! 835 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,160 YES, YES, THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. 836 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,480 YOU MAY ENTER AFTER ME. 837 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,960 A SECRET PASSAGEWAY? 838 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,280 THIS IS MY KIND OF CLUB! 839 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,960 WHOA-OH-OH! 840 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,200 UHH! HUH? 841 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,240 QUICKLY, GUS, ON YOUR FEET. 842 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,360 YEAH, SO YOU CAN CHECK IT OUT. 843 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,080 WELCOME TO THE FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS CLUB. 844 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,680 WELL, THEY'VE DONE IT. 845 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,840 HELLO, NEWCOMERS. 846 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,840 HEYA, BUDS. 847 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,840 BOTTOMS UP. 848 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,360 HI, GUYS. HEY. 849 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,120 All: LIKE, PULL UP A CUSHION. 850 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,400 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 851 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,400 NOBODY TOLD ME THE ASHLEYS WERE GONNA BE IN HERE. 852 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,600 OH, YEAH? BUT NO ONE TOLD YOU 853 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,160 WE'D BE IN HERE, NEITHER. 854 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,480 OH, MAN, YOU LET LAWSON IN HERE? 855 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,200 WHAT KIND OF CLUB IS THIS? 856 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,880 HEY, HEY, VINCE, IT'S OK. IT'S COOL. 857 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,480 WE'RE ALL FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS HERE. 858 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,040 SO? SO... 859 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,560 IN THE FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS CLUB, 860 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,480 FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS ALL GET ALONG. 861 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,960 THERE AIN'T NO "US GUYS" AND "THEM GUYS" NO MORE. 862 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,480 HERE, WE'RE ALL "US GUYS", 863 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,520 EXCEPT THE GIRLS. THEY'RE "US GIRLS." 864 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,680 WHAT ABOUT RANDALL? 865 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:36,840 AH, HE'S A SNITCH, 866 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,000 AND THEREFORE, NOT A MEMBER. 867 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,960 ENJOY YOURSELVES! AND REMEMBER, 868 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,280 KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM THE LITTLE KIDS, 869 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,800 OR ELSE... 870 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,440 WELL, VINCE, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 871 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,336 JOIN ME AND THE GUYS IN A GAME OF CRAZY EIGHTS? 872 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,200 WELL... WHAT DO YOU THINK, TEEJ? 873 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,200 YOU WANNA PLAY? 874 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,200 WHAT ARE YOU PLAYIN' FOR? 875 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,520 CHEESY PRETZELS. 876 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,176 THERE'S A WHOLE BIG BOWL OF THEM IN THE KITCHEN. 877 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,440 COUNT ME IN! YOU GOT IT! 878 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,840 SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... 879 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,520 I CAN COME HANG OUT NEAR YOU GUYS, 880 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,680 AND YOU WON'T ANNOY ME OR ACT LIKE SNOBS? 881 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,280 OF COURSE NOT, SILLY. 882 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,680 SEEING AS HOW WE ARE ALL FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS. 883 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,040 HEY, THEY'RE PUTTING UP WITH ME. 884 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,240 SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE IN FOURTH GRADE. 885 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,560 YEAH, WELL, ONLY I DON'T READ 886 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,480 THOSE DUMB TEENYBOPPER MAGAZINES, 887 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,800 SO THERE'S NOTH... HOLY PALOOKA! 888 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,320 IT'S SLAMDOWN SALLY, 889 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,160 QUEEN OF THE WRESTLIN' TRUCKER CHICKS! 890 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,840 ONLY THE BEST FOR US BIG KIDS. 891 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,760 MOVE OVER, LADIES. I'M COMIN' IN! 892 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,080 YEE-HAW! 893 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,000 Mikey: HEY! 894 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,360 DON'T DO THAT. 895 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,560 DO THIS! 896 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,880 MAN, OH, MAN. 897 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,320 THAT WAS SOME FUN. 898 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,360 I TELL YA, WHEN I SAW THE LOOK... 899 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,560 LITTLE KIDS! 900 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,160 GOOD EYE, GRETCH. 901 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,160 YEAH, CLOSE ONE. 902 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,160 WOULDN'T WANT THE LITTLE KIDS 903 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,120 SPOILING OUR FUN. 904 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,880 OH, I WOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT SPOILING 905 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,040 MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 906 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,040 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 907 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,480 DON'T YOU SEE? THE FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADER CLUB 908 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,880 ISN'T JUST A PLACE TO HAVE FUN. 909 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,760 IT'S A UTOPIAN EXPERIMENT IN NICENESS AND EQUALITY. 910 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,960 YEAH. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, 911 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,440 BIG KIDS HUNG OUT WITH ME. AND THEY DIDN'T BEAT ME UP! 912 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,680 GELMAN EVEN HUGGED ME. 913 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,760 THE CLUB IS ONE BIG HUG, GUS. 914 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,360 A RAINBOW HUG OF TOGETHERNESS. 915 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,840 UH, SURE, MIKEY. 916 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,160 AND AS LONG AS THERE ARE SALTY SNACK FOODS, I'M IN THERE. 917 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,600 LET'S GO BACK TOMORROW. 918 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,240 Vince: DON'T GOTTA ASK ME TWICE. 919 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,040 AHH, THE BIG KID LIFE, MIKEY. 920 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,920 IT'S THE WAY LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE. 921 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,920 Gus: WELL, MY FIFTH GRADE FRIENDS, 922 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,160 YET ANOTHER RECESS. 923 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,040 SHALL WE HEAD OFF TO THE CLUBHOUSE? 924 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,040 BUT OF COURSE. 925 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,400 I GUESS THAT'S OK WITH ME. 926 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:53,920 ALTHOUGH, GUS, NOTHIN' PERSONAL, 927 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,776 BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO LAY OFF THE SNACK FOODS. 928 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,680 YEAH, WE'VE ONLY BEEN GOING THERE FOR A WEEK, 929 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,280 AND YOU'VE REALLY PACKED ON THE POUNDS. 930 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,240 WHAT, THIS? I GUESS THAT'S CLUB LIFE FOR YA. 931 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,880 ASHLEY Q. SAYS IT MAKES ME LOOK VERY DISTINGUISHED. 932 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,040 YES, VINCE, AND I'VE NEVER HEARD LAWSON 933 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,400 CRITICIZE GUS'S APPEARANCE. 934 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,920 HEY, I'M NOT CRITICIZING. JUST NOTICING IS ALL. 935 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,400 WELL, I AM CRITICIZING. 936 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,080 HOW COME EVERY TIME WE GO DOWN THERE, 937 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,720 YOU END UP HANGIN' OUT WITH THOSE GOONS? 938 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,520 PLEASE, SPINELLI, THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS. 939 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,360 HEY, GUYS, YOU WANNA PLAY KICKBALL WITH US? 940 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,160 YOU KNOW, A GOOD OLD GAME OF KICKBALL 941 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,400 ACTUALLY DOES SOUND GOOD. 942 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,160 BUT VINCE, THEY'RE FOURTH GRADERS. 943 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,920 SO? WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS? 944 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,200 YEAH. I THINK A LITTLE FRESH AIR MIGHT DO ME GOOD. 945 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,400 COOL! COUNT ME IN! 946 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,400 THEN YOU'RE ON. 947 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,480 MEET YOU ON THE FIELD. 948 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,400 YOU GOT IT. 949 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,840 ALL RIGHT! 950 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,240 YOU GUYS COMIN'? 951 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,800 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 952 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,400 YEAH, WHY WOULD WE HANG OUT 953 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,000 ON THE PLAYGROUND WITH LITTLE KIDS 954 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,360 WHEN WE COULD BE TREATED SO GREAT BY BIG KIDS? 955 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,800 TO THE CLUB, GUS? 956 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,560 NATURALLY, MIKEY. TO THE CLUB. 957 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,400 THIS IS THE VERY FUNNIEST JOKE 958 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,400 I'VE EVER HEARD. 959 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,400 HEY, CHUMS, I HAVE ANOTHER ONE. 960 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,160 WHY DID THE FOURTH GRADER CROSS THE ROAD? 961 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,520 BEATS ME, GUS. WHY? 962 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,240 BECAUSE HE STARTED SUCKING HIS THUMB 963 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,040 AND LOST CONTROL OF HIS TRICYCLE! 964 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,720 THERE THEY ARE AGAIN, 965 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,960 HANGIN' WITH THEIR NEW BUDDIES 966 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,120 AND LAUGHIN' IT UP. 967 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,896 IT'S BAD ENOUGH THEY HANG OUT WITH THOSE GUYS 968 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,000 IN THE CLUBHOUSE, 969 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,616 BUT NOW THEY'RE EATIN' LUNCH WITH 'EM, TOO? 970 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,840 I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, IS THERE? 971 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,160 I JUST FIGURED BY NOW 972 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,680 THEY'D GET KINDA SICK OF 'EM. 973 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,200 YES, WELL, I HATE TO SAY THIS, 974 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,960 BUT I'M STARTING TO GET A LITTLE SICK 975 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,040 OF GUS AND MIKEY. 976 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,880 THEY ARE GETTING A LITTLE ANNOYING. 977 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,160 BUT IT'S NOTHING A LITTLE TIME 978 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,720 WITH YOUR OLD BUDDIES WON'T FIX. 979 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,120 COME ON, VINCE. LET'S GO TALK TO 'EM. 980 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,880 AND SO THE FIRST GRADER SAYS TO THE OTHER FIRST GRADER, 981 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,640 "DUH, WHAT DO I KNOW? 982 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,680 "I'M JUST A DUMB FIRST GRADER." GET IT? 983 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,280 HEY, GUYS. 984 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,720 HELLO, TJ AND VINCE. 985 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,320 PULL UP 2 CHAIRS, FIFTH GRADERS. 986 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,720 OH, THANKS, BUT NO THANKS. 987 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,280 WE JUST WANTED TO SEE IF MIKEY AND GUS 988 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,456 WOULD LIKE TO COME EAT WITH US. 989 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,960 THANKS, TJ, BUT WE'RE HAVING 990 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,320 A PRETTY GOOD TIME OVER HERE. 991 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,880 YEAH, I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING. 992 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,080 YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS LAUGHING. 993 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,240 WHAT'S SO FUNNY ANYWAY? 994 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,240 WHY, EVERYONE 995 00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,840 BUT US FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS! 996 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,120 LITTLE KIDS ARE PINT-SIZED, 997 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,496 AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR KNOWLEDGE YET. 998 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,920 THEY'RE PATHETICALLY AMUSING. 999 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,680 BUT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LIKED LITTLE KIDS. 1000 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,760 OH, VINCE, 1001 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,400 IT'S ONLY A BIT OF HARMLESS FUN. 1002 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,320 YEAH, WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW WON'T HURT 'EM. 1003 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,320 AND BELIEVE ME, THOSE GUYS ARE SO DUMB, 1004 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,760 THEY DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'! 1005 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,360 FELLOWS, I THINK I'M DONE WITH MY LUNCH. 1006 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,800 LET'S HEAD OUT FOR SOME AFTER-LUNCH EATING AT THE CLUB. 1007 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,760 DON'T BE STRANGERS, TJ. 1008 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,560 YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME AT THE CLUB. 1009 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,560 THEY'VE GONE OVER TO THE BAD SIDE, TEEJ. 1010 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,000 WE'VE LOST THEM FOR GOOD. 1011 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,960 YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT, VINCE. 1012 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,040 BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT. 1013 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,360 AT LEAST ONE LAST TIME, 1014 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,120 MAYBE WE SHOULD DROP IN AT THE CLUB. 1015 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,120 Menlow: AH, GOOD MORNING, FIVE AND SIXERS. 1016 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,200 HERE BRIGHT AND EARLY 1017 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,880 FOR YOUR REGULAR VISIT TO THE STEAM ROOM? 1018 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,920 SORRY TO DRAG YOU OUT HERE BEFORE SCHOOL, MENLOW. 1019 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000 SUCH IS ONE'S FATE 1020 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,480 WHEN ONE IS THE KING'S MESSENGER BOY 1021 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:53,680 AND LOCKSMITH LAD. 1022 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,560 FOLLOW ME. I'LL OPEN UP THE CLUBHOUSE. 1023 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,480 ASSUMING THERE ARE NO LITTLE CHILDREN WATCHING, 1024 00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,800 I'LL SIMPLY... HELLO! 1025 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,600 THE ENTRANCE... IT'S ALREADY OPEN! 1026 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,720 BUT THAT CAN'T BE! 1027 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,880 THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNOW THE COMBINATION 1028 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,000 ARE THE KING AND ME! 1029 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,200 SOMEONE BROKE IN? 1030 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,560 I MUST ALERT KING FREDDY. 1031 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,720 WHAT DO WE DO? 1032 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:11,920 WHO DO YOU THINK IS IN THERE? 1033 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,120 IT'S A DEADLY KILLER THIEF! 1034 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,720 CARRILLO, GO IN AND FIND OUT. 1035 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,240 OK. 1036 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,880 Carrillo: AW, SHOOT. IT'S JUST SOME FIFTH GRADERS. 1037 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,760 DETWEILER? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING DOWN HERE? 1038 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,936 WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D DROP BY FOR AN EARLY MORNING VISIT. 1039 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,360 WHAT A WONDERFUL COINCIDENCE. SO DID WE. 1040 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,600 YEAH, ONLY WE SHOULD PROBABLY LET YOU KNOW... 1041 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,480 WE INVITED A FEW SPECIAL GUESTS ALONG, TOO, 1042 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,760 AND THEY AREN'T FIFTH OR SIXTH GRADERS. 1043 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:34,920 HI, BIG KIDS. 1044 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,080 NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE. 1045 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,560 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BRAIN?! 1046 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,840 THOSE 2 GUYS ARE FIRST GRADERS! 1047 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,160 YOU CAN'T BRING THEM IN HERE! 1048 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,160 HOW COME NOT? 1049 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,400 YOU'RE A LITTLE KID! 1050 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,080 THAT'S RIGHT, HECTOR AND TUBBY. 1051 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,920 AND THIS CLUBHOUSE IS FOR BIG KIDS. 1052 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,320 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1053 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,200 YEAH, GUYS, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU GOTTA 1054 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,320 EXPLAIN THINGS BETTER TO HECTOR AND TUBBY HERE. 1055 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,000 THEY ARE JUST FIRST GRADERS, AFTER ALL. 1056 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,040 SO, WHY IS IT AGAIN THEY CAN'T COME IN HERE? 1057 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,200 MIKEY? GUS? 1058 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,840 WELL... BECAUSE... 1059 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,240 BECAUSE THEY... 1060 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,520 'CAUSE FIRST GRADERS ARE A BUNCH OF BABIES, THAT'S WHY! 1061 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,520 THEY RUIN EVERYTHING. 1062 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,520 THEY'RE STUPID. 1063 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,520 THEY GOT NO MANNERS. 1064 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,520 THEY SMELL LIKE CAT FOOD. 1065 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,360 HEY! NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE! 1066 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,520 WAIT A MINUTE NOTHING! 1067 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,360 ALL MY LIFE, I WORKED TO BE A BIG KID, 1068 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,096 AND I AIN'T LETTIN' SOME LITTLE BABIES RUIN IT! 1069 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,800 BUT YOU CAN'T JUST SAY SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS 1070 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,960 RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM. 1071 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,960 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? YOU'VE BEEN SAYIN' STUFF 1072 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,360 BEHIND THEIR BACKS ALL ALONG. 1073 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,240 NOW, COME ON. ARE YOU BIG KIDS OR NOT? 1074 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,000 I AM A BIG KID, 1075 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,160 BUT I HAVE A FEELING I'VE BEEN A VERY BAD ONE. 1076 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,320 GOSH, MIKEY, WE'VE BEEN JERKS. 1077 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,360 UHH! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? I DEMAND TO KNOW. 1078 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,240 DETWEILER AND THOSE GUYS LET THESE 2 FIRST GRADER GUYS 1079 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,960 INTO THE FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADE CLUBHOUSE! 1080 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,720 FIRST GRADERS? THIS IS A BETRAYAL OF EVERYTHING 1081 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,760 THE FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADER CLUB STANDS FOR! 1082 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,560 I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO THINK UP 1083 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,560 THE MOST SEVERE PUNISHMENT IMAGINABLE. 1084 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,280 THEN, SIR, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUNISH ME, TOO. 1085 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,360 AND ME, BECAUSE WE TRULY DESERVE IT. 1086 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,800 HECTOR, TUBBY, 1087 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,000 WE'RE VERY, VERY SORRY. 1088 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,440 VERY WELL, THEN. I SHALL PUNISH YOU ALL. 1089 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,480 NO, FREDDY. NO, YOU SHALL NOT. 1090 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,560 KING BOB! 1091 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:01,680 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 1092 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,360 I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN SEVENTH GRADE NOW. 1093 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,720 I AM, BUT DETWEILER CONTACTED ME LAST NIGHT 1094 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,720 AND ASKED FOR MY HELP. AS A FORMER KING, 1095 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,576 I WAS ABLE TO LET MY FRIENDS HERE IN AHEAD OF YOU. 1096 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,840 BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING? 1097 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,160 SURELY YOU REALIZE THAT... 1098 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,240 I REALIZE I'VE HEARD 1099 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,880 SOME VERY DISTURBING THINGS, FREDDY. 1100 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,800 THIS CLUBHOUSE, THIS PLACE OF LEISURE, 1101 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,320 IT HAS BECOME A HOTBED OF INTOLERANCE 1102 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,160 TOWARD LITTLE KIDS. 1103 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,480 SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 1104 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,920 WHAT DO I CARE WHAT YOU SAY? 1105 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,360 YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE NO MORE. 1106 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,080 NO, I DON'T. BUT NEXT YEAR, 1107 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,760 WHEN YOU MOVE ON TO THE SEVENTH GRADE, 1108 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,960 I'LL BE AN EIGHTH GRADER, 1109 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,080 WAITING FOR YOU. 1110 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,840 AND THEN YOU'LL SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT. 1111 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,920 OH. 1112 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,360 HECTOR, TUBBY, 1113 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,720 PLEASE FORGIVE ME. 1114 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,600 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO US. 1115 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,880 WELL, GUS, THIS PLACE IS PRETTY COOL. 1116 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,240 IT'S EASY TO SEE WHY YOU HUNG AROUND HERE SO MUCH. 1117 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,920 BUT I GUESS IF ALL YOU DO IS HANG AROUND 1118 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,360 WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST LIKE YOU, 1119 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,240 YOU START FORGETTING HOW OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. 1120 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,760 AND SOMETIMES YOU EVEN START THINKING 1121 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,840 YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM. 1122 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,280 WELL SPOKEN, DETWEILER. 1123 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,256 I SEE YOUR SPEECH-MAKING ABILITIES HAVE NOT DECLINED 1124 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,320 IN MY ABSENCE. 1125 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,200 AS FOR YOU, FREDDY, YOUR JOB IS TO SEE 1126 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,760 THAT ALL KIDS ARE TREATED FAIRLY, 1127 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,560 EVEN THE LITTLE ONES. REMEMBER, 1128 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,576 THERE WILL ALWAYS BE KIDS WHO ARE BIGGER THAN YOU, 1129 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,520 WHO CONSIDER YOU A LITTLE KID, TOO. 1130 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,320 NEVERTHELESS, DETWEILER AND HIS FRIENDS 1131 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,080 HAVE BROKEN THE RULES, AND THEREFORE, 1132 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,480 THEY ARE TO BE COVERED IN LARD, 1133 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,880 DRAGGED ACROSS THE MONKEY BARS, 1134 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,880 AND COOKED BY THE CAFETERIA LADIES. 1135 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,720 UH, DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A BIT HARSH? 1136 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,280 UHH. OH, VERY WELL. 1137 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,840 THEY ARE HEREBY KICKED OUT 1138 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,760 OF THE FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS CLUB. 1139 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,840 THAT'S OK WITH ME. 1140 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,840 Both: US, TOO. 1141 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,320 Lawson: WELL, HA HA HA. 1142 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,080 HEY, DUMBWEILER. 1143 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,960 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, DETWIENER, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU, 1144 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,440 AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOO, YOU BIG BUNCH OF LOSERS! 1145 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,056 NOW THAT YOU'RE KICKED OUT OF THE CLUB, 1146 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,760 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PLAY YOU AT KICKBALL 1147 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,760 AND PROVE WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS YOU REALLY ARE? 1148 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,200 WHAT DO I SAY? I SAY YOU'RE ON! 1149 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,360 All: YEAH! 1150 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,440 AND I ALSO SAY, IT'S GREAT TO SEE 1151 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,320 THAT THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL. 1152 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,360 AND THINGS REALLY DID SEEM BACK TO NORMAL. 1153 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,360 WEEK AFTER NORMAL WEEK WENT BY. 1154 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,760 SEPTEMBER TURNED INTO OCTOBER. 1155 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,240 GUS GOT SOME EXERCISE AND LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT. 1156 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,920 Gus: AAAAAAAH! 1157 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,280 BUT THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR HAD ONE MORE SURPRISE. 1158 00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,600 IN STORE FOR US, 1159 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,560 ALL OF WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO WHERE I BEGAN MY TALE... 1160 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,680 HALLOWEEN. 1161 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,800 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 1162 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,400 THIS YEAR, HALLOWEEN CAME CLOSE. 1163 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,120 TO BEING THE WORST NIGHT EVER. 1164 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,800 Gus: AAH! IT'S HIDEOUS! 1165 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,280 IT'S TERRIFYING! 1166 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,160 AND IT'S JUST THE COSTUME I'M LOOKING FOR. 1167 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,960 GUS GRISWALD IS... GARNOFF THE BULBOUS! 1168 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,240 WHEN'S SCHOOL IS OUT TODAY, 1169 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,960 I'M HEADIN' RIGHT IN THERE AND BUYIN' IT. 1170 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 GOOD CHOICE, GUS. 1171 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,440 YEAH, GARNOFF IS WICKED. 1172 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,000 WONDERFULLY WICKED. UNFORTUNATELY, 1173 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,920 THAT GIRL IN THERE SEEMS TO THINK SO, TOO. 1174 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,640 HUH? 1175 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:29,640 NO! 1176 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,720 MR. KELSO, YOU CAN'T SELL THAT! 1177 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,360 IT'S THE LAST ONE IN THE STORE! 1178 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,120 HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO YOU, TOO, GUS. 1179 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,960 AW, NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 1180 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,040 DON'T SWEAT IT, GUS. 1181 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,400 YOU'VE GOT A WHOLE 12 HOURS 1182 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,176 TILL THE OFFICIAL START OF TRICK OR TREATING. 1183 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,280 I BET YOU'VE ALREADY GOT A GREAT COSTUME. 1184 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,400 YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU GOIN' AS THIS YEAR? 1185 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,280 WELL, WITH ALL RESPECTS TO GARNOFF, 1186 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,520 WHO DOESN'T REALLY EXIST, 1187 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,160 I'M GOING AS THE REAL SCARIEST THING ON EARTH... 1188 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,080 A FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE. 1189 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,400 A ZOMBIE? THAT IS SO OLD SCHOOL. 1190 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,520 YOU WANT SCARY? 3 LITTLE WORDS... 1191 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,240 GRAVE-ROBBING GHOUL. 1192 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,640 OH, PLEASE. TALK ABOUT OLD SCHOOL. 1193 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,840 UM, EXCUSE ME, 1194 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,640 BUT WHAT EXACTLY IS THE DIFFERENCE 1195 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,160 BETWEEN A FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE 1196 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:07,240 AND A GRAVE-ROBBING GHOUL? 1197 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,360 OH, YOU'LL SEE TONIGHT. 1198 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,680 THE FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE WILL BE THE SCARY ONE. 1199 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,960 NUH-UH. HE'LL BE THE ONE GETTIN' HIS PANTS SCARED OFF 1200 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,280 BY THE GRAVE-ROBBING GHOUL. 1201 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,840 I'M SURE YOU'LL BOTH BE VERY SCARY. 1202 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,000 BUT NO ONE WILL BE AS FRIGHTENING AS SPINELLI. 1203 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,480 OH, YEAH! SPINELLI ALWAYS HAS THE BEST COSTUME. 1204 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,400 REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN SHE WAS A MUTANT 1205 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,040 WITH PUS SHOOTING OUT OF HER EYES? 1206 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,160 A TASTY CONCOCTION OF SPRAY CHEESE 1207 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,600 AND PISTACHIO PUDDING. 1208 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,000 YEAH. I GOTTA ADMIT, SHE WAS SCARY. 1209 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,720 AND SHE SURE RAKED IN THE CANDY. 1210 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,440 NOBODY HAS THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT LIKE SPINELLI. 1211 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,320 Gus: HEY, WHERE IS SPINELLI ANYWAY? 1212 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,680 PROBABLY LATE MAKIN' A BIG OLD BATCH OF FAKE BLOOD. 1213 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,000 SHE'LL CATCH UP TO US. 1214 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,360 SPINELLI? 1215 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,000 OH. HEY, GUYS. 1216 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,840 IT'S HALLOWEEN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN CLASS 1217 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,160 BEFORE THE BELL EVEN RINGS? 1218 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,360 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, 1219 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,880 EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE. HEH. 1220 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,800 ALL RIGHT, QUIET DOWN, YOU MISCREANTS, 1221 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,000 AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 1222 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,600 I KNOW HOW YOU ALL LOVE THIS DAY, 1223 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,080 SO I'VE PREPARED A SPECIAL TREAT. 1224 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,640 YAM CUPCAKES WITH PRUNE ICING! 1225 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,960 THERE'S ONLY ENOUGH FOR ONE APIECE, SO DON'T BE GREEDY! 1226 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,000 UH, MISS FINSTER? 1227 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,440 THANKS FOR THE CUPCAKES AND ALL, 1228 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,680 BUT I CAN'T HELP WONDERING, 1229 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,640 HOW COME YOU DRESSED UP AS A BIG MOSQUITO? 1230 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,360 A MOSQUITO? I'M NOT A MOSQUITO. 1231 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,520 I'M A FAIRY PRINCESS! 1232 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,296 Randall: WHY, MISS FINSTER, WHAT A SURPRISE! 1233 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,480 LOOK AT ME. I'M DRESSED AS A FAIRY PRINCE! 1234 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,520 I HAD NO IDEA WE'D MATCH, BUT ISN'T IT GREAT? 1235 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,520 SORRY, RANDALL. THIS IS THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR 1236 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,440 WHEN YOU DON'T GET POINTS FOR KISSIN' UP. 1237 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,320 AW. 1238 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,480 ALL RIGHT. PHASE 2 OF OUR CLASSROOM FUN. 1239 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,760 I NEED SOMEONE TO LEAD US 1240 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,920 SINGIN' SWEET TOOTH IGOR, THE CANDY-LOVIN' VAMPIRE BAT. 1241 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,280 SPINELLI! 1242 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,160 YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF HALLOWEEN TRADITIONS. 1243 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,120 START SINGIN'! 1244 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,040 UH, THANKS, 1245 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,680 BUT NO, THANKS, MISS FINSTER. 1246 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,840 Both: LIKE, PICK US, MISS FINSTER, PICK US! 1247 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,200 WE ARE SUCH TOTALLY BETTER SINGERS ANYWAY. 1248 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,800 ALL RIGHT, ASHLEYS, FRONT AND CENTER. 1249 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,720 AND AFTER THAT, WE'LL BOB FOR PICKLES. 1250 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,280 THEN, A SPELLING TEST. ENJOY. 1251 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,360 ♪ IGOR THE SWEET-TOOTHED VAMPIRE BAT ♪ 1252 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,200 ♪ HAD VERY, VERY POINTY FANGS ♪ 1253 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,920 ♪ AND IF HE EVER LANDED ON YOU ♪ 1254 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,640 ♪ YOU MIGHT JUMP AND SHOUT ALL DAY ♪ 1255 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:09,280 ♪ BUT DON'T BE SCARED OF IGOR ♪ 1256 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:13,200 ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 1257 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:17,160 ♪ HE NEVER BITES US HUMANS ♪ 1258 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:20,720 ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S GOT A VERY, VERY SWEET TOOTH ♪ 1259 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 I'VE GOT IT! I'LL DRESS UP AS ZOOL, 1260 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,480 ARMORED OGRE OF DOOM. 1261 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,880 I KNOW NO OTHER KID'S 1262 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,280 GONNA BE DRESSED AS ZOOL. 1263 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,480 EXCUSE ME, PEOPLE. OUT OF MY WAY, PLEASE. 1264 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,480 STEP ASIDE, NOW. YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ZOOL. 1265 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,680 IT'S OK, GUS. 1266 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:34,936 YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE. 1267 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,120 I'M SURE HE WILL, VINCE. 1268 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,400 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKIN'? 1269 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,840 HOW COME WE'RE ALL STANDIN' IN LINE 1270 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,120 FOR OUR HALLOWEEN MYSTERY LUNCH, 1271 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,480 BUT SPINELLI'S SITTIN' OVER THERE, 1272 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,040 EATIN' A BAD LUNCH FROM HOME? 1273 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,200 WELL, THAT'S WEIRD. 1274 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,640 THE CAFETERIA'S MYSTERY LUNCH 1275 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,640 IS ONE OF THE HIGH POINTS OF THE HOLIDAY. 1276 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,040 MM. MYSTERIOUS. 1277 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,760 NOT AS MYSTERIOUS AS SPINELLI. 1278 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,000 COME ON. 1279 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,240 HI THERE, SPINELLI. 1280 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,360 MIND IF WE SIT WITH YOU? 1281 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,720 AUTUMN IS THE SEASON OF TOGETHERNESS, AFTER ALL. 1282 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,040 UH, SURE. PULL UP A BENCH. 1283 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,120 I GOTTA SAY, SPINELLI, 1284 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,480 I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 1285 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,480 IT'S HALLOWEEN, 1286 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,976 BUT YOU DIDN'T WALK WITH US THIS MORNING, 1287 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,160 YOU DIDN'T SING IN CLASS, 1288 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,056 AND NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN EATIN' THE MYSTERY LUNCH. 1289 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,440 COULD IT BE THAT YOU SIMPLY WORE 1290 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,840 THE SPINELLI COSTUME TO SCHOOL, 1291 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,440 BUT YOU'RE REALLY NOT SPINELLI AT ALL? 1292 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,920 ALL RIGHT, GELMAN, ENOUGH ALREADY! 1293 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,840 COME OUT OF THERE! 1294 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,440 IT'S OK, GUS. IT'S ME. 1295 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,160 I'VE JUST CHANGED, IS ALL. 1296 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,400 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1297 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,440 LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU GUYS WITH THIS 1298 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,280 'CAUSE I KNEW YOU'D BE ALL INTO HALLOWEEN, 1299 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,000 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL IT FOR YOU. 1300 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,680 THAT, SPINELLI, IS IMPOSSIBLE. 1301 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,680 SO, CONTINUE. 1302 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,680 WELL, OK. 1303 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,560 IT ALL HAPPENED YESTERDAY 1304 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,560 AT THE PUMPKIN PATCH. 1305 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,000 Spinelli: IT STARTED OUT LIKE EVERY OTHER TRIP 1306 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,480 I'VE TAKEN TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH EVERY HALLOWEEN. 1307 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,560 I WAS REALLY LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT. 1308 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,120 Father: HERE WE ARE, POOKY... 1309 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,440 COLONEL JACK'S PUMPKIN PATCH. 1310 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,760 ISN'T IT GREAT, HONEY? THIS PLACE HASN'T CHANGED 1311 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,640 SINCE WE FIRST BROUGHT YOU HERE AS A BABY. 1312 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:50,920 I'M GONNA GO PICK OUT 1313 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,800 THE FREAKIEST-LOOKIN' PUMPKIN I CAN FIND! 1314 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,000 TOO ROUND. 1315 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,200 TOO CUTE. 1316 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,960 TOO PRETTY. 1317 00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,160 TOO SMOOTH. 1318 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,600 AHA! PERFECT! 1319 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,800 YOU ARE GONNA MAKE THE UGLIEST, 1320 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,200 SCARIEST... UHH... 1321 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,440 CREEPIEST JACK-O'-LANTERN ON THE BLOCK. 1322 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,680 Lawson: JACK-O'-LANTERN? 1323 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:09,880 WELL, WELL, WELL. 1324 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,120 SPINELLI'S GONNA MAKE 1325 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,080 A LITTLE-BITTY JACK-O'-LANTERN. 1326 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,560 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 1327 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,720 BEAT IT, LAWSON! 1328 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,800 AND SO WHAT IF I'M MAKIN' A JACK-O'-LANTERN? 1329 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,360 YOU GUYS GOT PUMPKINS, TOO! 1330 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,800 OH, WE AIN'T GONNA CARVE 'EM. 1331 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,960 WE'RE GONNA BUST 'EM OPEN WITH HEAVY STUFF. 1332 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,400 I GOT A BRICK FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 1333 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,480 HEY, SPINELLI, 1334 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:27,896 I BET YOU'RE GOIN' OUT TRICK-OR-TREATIN'. 1335 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,920 OF COURSE I AM. 1336 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,360 WELL, THAT'S JUST HILARIOUS. 1337 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,680 YOU'RE A FIFTH GRADER! NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 1338 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,680 YOU'LL BE IN SIXTH GRADE, LIKE US. 1339 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,720 AND THEN IN EIGHT GRADE, AND WHATEVER COMES NEXT. 1340 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,200 SO WHAT? SO... 1341 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,600 HALLOWEEN IS FOR BABIES! 1342 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:40,680 LOOK AROUND! 1343 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,200 YOU'RE THE OLDEST KID OUT HERE, 1344 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,720 EXCEPT FOR US. 1345 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,520 ME WANT PUMPKIN! MINE! MINE! MINE! 1346 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,320 Lawson: SPINELLI'S A FIFTH GRADE BABY! 1347 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,080 HA HA! YOU GOTTA STOP 1348 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,920 TRICK-OR-TREATIN' SOMETIME, SPINELLI. 1349 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,120 SO WHEN'S IT GONNA BE? 1350 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,600 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, LAWSON. NOW BEAT IT! 1351 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,320 OH, WE'LL BEAT IT, SPINELLI. 1352 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,960 YES, WE WILL BEAT IT. COME ON, GUYS. 1353 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,880 STUPID GOOMBAHS. 1354 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,400 Mother: OH, SWEETIE. 1355 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,320 I SEE YOU'VE ALREADY GOT A PUMPKIN. 1356 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,600 HEY, THAT'S A BEAUTY. 1357 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,600 WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT GOOD JOB. 1358 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,720 THANKS. 1359 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,240 UH, CAN WE GO NOW? 1360 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:12,960 GO? BUT WE JUST GOT HERE. 1361 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,696 DON'T YOU WANT TO MAKE A CANDY APPLE WITCH? 1362 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,560 YOU ALWAYS MAKE A CANDY APPLE WITCH. 1363 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,240 UH, YOU KNOW, I KINDA SUDDENLY 1364 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,680 JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT, 1365 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,920 SO LET'S BUY THE PUMPKIN AND GO, OK? 1366 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,600 WELL, ALL RIGHT. BUT NOT BEFORE 1367 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:26,120 I GET A PICTURE OF YOU SITTING ON THE GIANT PUMPKIN. 1368 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,960 I'VE GOT A PICTURE OF YOU EVERY YEAR 1369 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,120 SINCE YOU WERE A BABY. 1370 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,600 SMILE, SWEETIE. 1371 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,400 OH, WHAT A GOOD GIRL. 1372 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,680 THAT'LL MAKE AN ADORABLE PICTURE. 1373 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,920 OK, SWEETIE, YOUR TURN. 1374 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,800 THERE YOU GO. 1375 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,800 NOW SMILE AND SAY, "SPOOKY." 1376 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,480 SPOOK... Y? 1377 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,520 AAH! 1378 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,360 YAY! WE PLAY IN MESSY PUMPKIN STUFF! 1379 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,080 AW, BABY, I'M SO SORRY. 1380 00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,400 I GUESS YOU'VE GOTTEN TOO BIG TO SIT ON THE PUMPKIN. 1381 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,560 WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT, POOKY? 1382 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,920 BOY, YOU REALLY MUST BE GROWING UP. 1383 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,240 AND SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT. 1384 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,800 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE, 1385 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,560 LAWSON WAS RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING. 1386 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,200 I AM TOO BIG FOR HALLOWEEN. 1387 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,840 THAT'S CRAZY TALK, SPINELLI. 1388 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,280 YOU CAN'T GIVE UP HALLOWEEN 1389 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,120 JUST BECAUSE OF A DEFECTIVE PUMPKIN. 1390 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,440 IT'S NOT JUST THE PUMPKIN. IT'S ME. 1391 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,200 SUDDENLY I'M JUST NOT INTO IT. 1392 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,536 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'. 1393 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,560 YOU'LL GET BACK INTO IT 1394 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,696 AS SOON AS YOU PUT ON YOUR COSTUME. 1395 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,400 AND ONCE WE GET OUR TRICK-OR-TREATING. 1396 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,520 All: YEAH. 1397 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,360 LOOK, GUYS, I TOLD YOU I REALLY DIDN'T WANT 1398 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,760 TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH YOU. 1399 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,000 I DON'T HAVE A COSTUME, 1400 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,920 SO YOU GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOUR PLANS WITHOUT ME. 1401 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,480 'CAUSE MY TRICK-OR-TREATIN' DAYS ARE OVER. 1402 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,160 Mother: ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE. 1403 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:42,520 THERE'S A NUMBER ON THE FRIDGE. 1404 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,840 WHERE YOU CAN REACH US TONIGHT. 1405 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,880 OH, AND DID I TELL YOU? THERE'S MORE CANDY 1406 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,360 IN THE PANTRY IF YOU RUN LOW. 1407 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,200 ONLY ABOUT A HUNDRED TIMES. 1408 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,336 HEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA GO TRICK-OR-TREATIN'? 1409 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,120 YEAH, DAD. FOR THE 200th TIME, 1410 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,120 I'M SURE. 1411 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,680 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S EVERYTHING, THEN. 1412 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,120 WHOA. NOT EVERYTHING. 1413 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,840 PUT THIS ON WHEN YOU ANSWER THE DOOR. 1414 00:45:58,920 --> 00:45:59,960 THE KIDS'LL LOVE IT! 1415 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,720 I'M NOT PUTTIN' THE MASK ON, DAD. 1416 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,640 REMEMBER? I'M TOO OLD. 1417 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:04,936 WHATEVER YOU THINK IS BEST, POOKY, 1418 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,480 BUT I'M TELLIN' YA, IT'S A HOOT. 1419 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,000 WHATEVER. 1420 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,480 WE'LL BE BACK BY 10:00, SWEETIE. 1421 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,600 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 1422 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,040 THANKS. 1423 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,680 WHEW. FINALLY, A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET. 1424 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,120 TV Announcer: NOW, BACK TO. 1425 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,640 THE FOUR NUMBSKULLS MEET THE VAMPIRE'S GHOST. 1426 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:22,440 AHH. NOW, YOU NEVER GET TOO OLD FOR THIS. 1427 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,320 JEEZ, THE TINY TOTS ARE ARRIVIN' ALREADY. 1428 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,360 OH. HI, GUYS. NICE COSTUMES. 1429 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,200 TOILET PAPER, GUS? YEP. 1430 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,000 WELL, I GUESS YOU CAME FOR SOME CANDY. 1431 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,280 TAKE ALL YOU WANT. 1432 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,720 WE DIDN'T COME FOR CANDY, SPINELLI. 1433 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:36,800 WE CAME FOR YOU. 1434 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:37,880 AW, COME ON! 1435 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,480 I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT TRICK-OR-TREATIN'. 1436 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,280 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER TODAY. 1437 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,640 BUT IT'S THE WITCHIN' HOUR. 1438 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,080 SURELY NOW YOU CAN'T RESIST. 1439 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,600 LOOK, SORRY, BUT I'VE OUTGROWN HALLOWEEN. 1440 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,160 ONCE YOU'VE OUTGROWN SOMETHING, 1441 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,000 YOU JUST CAN'T UNOUTGROW IT. 1442 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,880 I SAY YOU'RE WRONG. ALL YOU'RE THINKIN' ABOUT 1443 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,680 IS YOUR CRUMMY TIME AT THE PUMPKIN PATCH. 1444 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,936 WHAT YOU SHOULD BE THINKIN' ABOUT IS 1445 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,800 ALL THE GREAT TIMES WE HAVE ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT, 1446 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,240 LIKE AT THE ADELMANS'. 1447 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,440 HERE YOU GO, CHILDREN! 1448 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,840 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 1449 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,200 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! AH HA HA HA! 1450 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:09,000 TONS OF CANDY JUST SPOONED INTO OUR BAGS. 1451 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,200 Vince: AND HEY, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE THRILLS AND CHILLS? 1452 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,280 LIKE THE OLD McPHERSON PLACE. 1453 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,360 I MEAN, HAVING TO WALK THROUGH A GRAVEYARD... 1454 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,720 GET OUT OF HERE! 1455 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,800 AND THAT CREEPY DUDE WITH THE CANDY. 1456 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,960 I DON'T THINK MR. McPHERSON EVEN KNOWS HE'S THERE. 1457 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,760 Gretchen: WHAT TRULY TERRIFIES ME. 1458 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,960 IS HAVING TO WALK PAST THE OLD, ABANDONED PRISON. 1459 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,400 YOU JUST KNOW THERE'S AN UNREFORMED FELON INSIDE, 1460 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,720 WATCHING YOU. 1461 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,960 Gus, muffled voice: BUT NOTHING COMPARES. 1462 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,200 TO THE OLD GORDON PLACE. 1463 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,560 THAT'S RIGHT, GUS. 1464 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,320 NOTHING COMPARES TO THE OLD GORDON PLACE... 1465 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,120 THE PERFECT TERRIFYING END. 1466 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,680 TO A PERFECTLY TERRIFYING EVENING. 1467 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:47,920 TO THIS DAY, I SWEAR TO YOU. 1468 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,640 THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE VAMPIRES. 1469 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,240 HELLO, THERE, CHILDREN. 1470 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,160 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE SOME CANDY. 1471 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,560 IT'S THE FINEST CANDY. 1472 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,480 I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY IT. 1473 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:02,480 YEP. THOSE TRANSYLVANIAN ACCENTS ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY. 1474 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,280 SORRY, TJ, BUT THOSE AREN'T TRANSYLVANIAN ACCENTS. 1475 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,080 THE GORDONS ARE FROM MASSACHUSETTS. 1476 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,080 I ASKED MY MOM. 1477 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,920 PTOO! MASSACHUSETTS? WHERE'S THAT? 1478 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,440 SOMEPLACE SCARY, NO DOUBTS. 1479 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,880 GUYS, THANKS FOR SHARING ALL THE MEMORIES. 1480 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,680 BUT IF YOU WANT TO HAVE ANY FUN TONIGHT, 1481 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,000 YOU'D BETTER GET GOING. 1482 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,680 PLEASE, SPINELLI, YOU MUST JOIN US. 1483 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,600 LISTEN, ALL THAT STUFF THAT USED TO SEEM 1484 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,120 SO GREAT ABOUT HALLOWEEN, 1485 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,040 WELL, I LOOK AT IT DIFFERENTLY NOW. 1486 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,600 IT'S LIKE THE MAGIC'S GONE, OK? 1487 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,920 IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OLDER. 1488 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,240 SO GO ON. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1489 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,240 BUT WE'RE JUST AS OLD AS SHE IS. 1490 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,720 I DON'T SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY. 1491 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,360 ME, NEITHER... I DON'T THINK. 1492 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,160 FORGET ABOUT IT, GUYS. COME ON. 1493 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,240 Mikey: YEAH, LET'S GO. 1494 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,800 Gus: LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 1495 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:45,880 All: TRICK OR TREAT! 1496 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,160 OH, HO HO! WHAT ADORABLE COSTUMES! 1497 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,680 HERE, CHILDREN. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 1498 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,600 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! HA HA HA HA! 1499 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:55,680 THANKS, MRS. ADELMAN. 1500 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,920 SEE, I DON'T CARE WHAT SPINELLI SAYS. 1501 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,600 FOR ME, NOTHING CAN RUIN THE MAGIC 1502 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:00,720 OF THIS MOMENT. 1503 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,920 YOU SAID IT, TEEJ! 1504 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,760 EGAD! NOT TO LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH, 1505 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,080 BUT THIS CANDY IS SUGARLESS. 1506 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,120 WHAT?! SAY IT AIN'T SO! 1507 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,400 WELL, OF COURSE IT IS. 1508 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,720 I ALWAYS GIVE OUT SUGARLESS CANDY. 1509 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,440 I AM A DENTIST, AFTER ALL. 1510 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,960 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 1511 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,960 AND REMEMBER TO BRUSH AND FLOSS TONIGHT! 1512 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,920 OHH, I KNOW YOU WILL! HA HA HA HA HA! 1513 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,440 SUGARLESS CANDY? 1514 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,600 WHAT A FIENDISH, FIENDISH TRICK! 1515 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,880 IN THE PAST, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOO WONDERFULLY EXCITED 1516 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,240 TO READ THE FINE PRINT ON MY HALLOWEEN CANDY. 1517 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,880 WELL, SO WHAT? COME ON. THERE'S PLENTY MORE FUN 1518 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,680 IN STORE BESIDES THE ADELMANS'. 1519 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,720 TRICK OR TREAT. BOO! 1520 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,720 HI, DIGGER SAM. HI, DIGGER DAVE. 1521 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,560 HEY, HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS US? 1522 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,080 JUST A WILD GUESS? HERE, HAVE SOME CANDY. 1523 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,440 GEE, SPINELLI, YOU COULD AT LEAST 1524 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,560 PRETEND TO BE SCARED. 1525 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,280 YEAH, IT'S HALLOWEEN, FOR DIRT'S SAKE. 1526 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,800 WHERE'S YOUR SPIRIT? 1527 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,200 SORRY, GUYS. I GREW OUT OF IT. 1528 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,560 WELL, NOT US. AND THERE ARE A LOT 1529 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,880 OF LITTLE KIDS COMIN' THIS WAY. 1530 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,056 WE'LL TELL 'EM TO SKIP THIS HOUSE 1531 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,136 IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA BE A GRUMP. 1532 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,560 NO, DON'T TELL 'EM THAT. 1533 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,120 I'LL TRY AND ACT MORE INTO IT, OK? 1534 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,200 WELL, OK. WELL, OK. 1535 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:08,920 Both: TRICK OR TREAT! 1536 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,080 OH, MY! WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 1537 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,720 SOME VERY SCARY COSTUMES! 1538 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,920 BUT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY. 1539 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000 I'M AN ASTRONAUT. 1540 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,320 I'M A BALLERINA. 1541 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,920 AND I'M A WHOLESOME WEDGE OF CHEESE. 1542 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,600 OH. SORRY. 1543 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,560 I GUESS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS... 1544 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,560 WOOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA! 1545 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,160 All: AAAAAH! 1546 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,960 I GUESS I'M THE SCARY ONE. 1547 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,280 HAVE SOME CANDY! 1548 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,320 THANKS, LADY! THAT WAS GREAT! 1549 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,440 All: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 1550 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,520 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 1551 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,440 AH, OLD McPHERSON PLACE. 1552 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,120 NOW, THIS IS HALLOWEEN AT ITS CREEPIEST. 1553 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,440 I'M TELLIN' YOU GUYS, WALKIN' THROUGH A GRAVEYARD? 1554 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,760 GET OUTTA HERE! 1555 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,200 Mikey: AND LOOK, HERE HE IS... 1556 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,320 THE CREEPY FELLOW WITH THE BOWL OF CANDY. 1557 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,960 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 1558 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,080 BOY, OH, BOY. 1559 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,240 NOW, WHAT WOULD SPINELLI SAY ABOUT THIS? 1560 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,696 SHE'S PROBABLY SAY WE SHOULDN'T RUN AWAY 1561 00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:00,200 WHEN THE GUY MAKES A GRAB FOR US. 1562 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:01,920 LIKE THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF. 1563 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:02,840 OH, RIGHT. 1564 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,520 PERHAPS THEN WE SHOULD RESIST RUNNING, 1565 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,680 JUST TO TELL HER 1566 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:06,960 HOW MUCH MORE TERRIFYING IT IS. 1567 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,600 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT, 1568 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,600 I AM. GET READY TO GRAB. 1569 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,080 1, 2, 3! 1570 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,360 OH, GREAT. 1571 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,480 YOU BROKE MY MOTORIZED GHOUL DUMMY. 1572 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,640 NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO PATCH HIM WITH CHICKEN WIRE. 1573 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:28,520 SORRY, MR. McPHERSON. 1574 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:29,680 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE. 1575 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,640 THE LITTLE KIDS WHO REALLY BELIEVE IN GHOULS 1576 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:33,920 SURE ARE GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED NOW. 1577 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,920 MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE JUST RUN AWAY AFTER ALL. 1578 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,080 LOOK, THE GRAVEYARD! WITH THE LIGHT ON, 1579 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,440 THOSE DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE REAL GRAVESTONES. 1580 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,320 THEY'RE JUST MADE OF PLYWOOD? 1581 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,960 IT'S JUST LIKE SPINELLI SAID. 1582 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,760 WHEN YOU LOOK AT EVERYTHING IN A NEW WAY, 1583 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,400 IT REALLY DOES TAKE OUT THE MAGIC. 1584 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,000 YEAH, WELL, FORGET IT, GUYS. 1585 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,240 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, 1586 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,520 'CAUSE I KNOW A PLACE 1587 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,640 THAT'S REALLY GONNA SCARE US. 1588 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,120 HOW'S THAT? 1589 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,200 PRETTY GOOD. 1590 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,920 JUST MAKE SURE WHEN YOU GROWL, 1591 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,760 YOU REALLY GROWL FROM YOUR GUTS, OK? 1592 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,080 GOTCHA. 1593 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,080 AND ONE OTHER THING... ALWAYS WEAR FAKE BLOOD, 1594 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,040 SO PEOPLE WILL KNOW YOU'RE CARNIVORES. 1595 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,880 Both: THANKS, SPINELLI. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 1596 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:13,560 AWOOOO! 1597 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,960 AAAAH! 1598 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,560 HA HA HA HA! HEY, THERE, SPINELLI. 1599 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:19,640 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 1600 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:20,760 MISS FINSTER?! 1601 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,600 YOU SCARED THE BEJEEBERS OUT OF ME! 1602 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,760 THAT'S THE IDEA. 1603 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,960 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAIRY PRINCESS. 1604 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,400 ONLY TILL THE MOON COMES OUT. 1605 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:28,600 SAY, ARE YOU FOLKS HERE? 1606 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,440 NAH, THEY WENT OUT FOR THE EVENING. 1607 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,520 THAT'S TOO BAD. I WAS GONNA INVITE THEM 1608 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,280 TO A SPOOKY SHINDIG WITH SOME FRIENDS. 1609 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,560 HEY, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT OUT 1610 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:36,776 TRICK-OR-TREATIN' WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 1611 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,200 WELL, I... I THINK I'M TOO OLD FOR THAT STUFF. 1612 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,160 YOU DO? OH, WELL, I'VE GOT A PARTY TO GO TO. 1613 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,016 HERE'S THE NUMBER WHERE YOUR FOLKS CAN REACH ME 1614 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:46,240 IN CASE THEY GET BACK EARLY. 1615 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,320 OK, MISS FINSTER. HAVE FUN. 1616 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,640 OH, I WILL. I WILL. 1617 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,520 AWOOO! 1618 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,760 HEY, MISS FINSTER! 1619 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,040 WAIT! WHAT'S THAT? 1620 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,720 ACTUALLY, BEFORE YOU GO, 1621 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,560 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO ASK YOU... 1622 00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,000 ABOUT HALLOWEEN. 1623 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,280 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 1624 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,000 HALLOWEEN HASN'T BEEN TOO GREAT SO FAR. 1625 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,600 BUT THE OLD ABANDONED PRISON 1626 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,280 IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE UP FOR IT. 1627 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,120 IT CERTAINLY DOES LOOK FRIGHTENING. 1628 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,280 UH-OH. MY NECK JUST TINKLED. 1629 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,440 THAT'S "TINGLED", GUS, AND MINE DID, TOO. 1630 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,080 YEP, RIGHT ABOUT NOW 1631 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,360 IS WHEN WE USUALLY TAKE OFF 1632 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,720 SCREAMING DOWN THE STREET. 1633 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,120 HEY, MY NECK STOPPED TINKLING. 1634 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,320 "TINGLING", GUS, AND MINE DID, TOO. 1635 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,400 I DON'T GET IT. 1636 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:24,760 HOW COME I'M NOT THAT SCARED? 1637 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,880 Lawson: BECAUSE IT AIN'T SCARY, YOU DOPES. 1638 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,160 OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU LITTLE TRICK-OR-TREATERS 1639 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,960 STILL THINK THAT PLACE IS AN OLD PRISON. 1640 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,480 WELL, SURE WE DO. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 1641 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,800 WHAT'S IT TO YOU, LAWSON? 1642 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,080 OH, NOTHING... EXCEPT YOU'RE WRONG! 1643 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:40,080 CARRILLO! 1644 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,280 HUH! 1645 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,480 Lawson: YOU SEE? 1646 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,480 GOOD THINK YOU DIDN'T RUN AWAY LIKE USUAL, 1647 00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,280 OR YOU NEVER WOULD'VE FOUND OUT THAT THIS IS 1648 00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,480 JUST THE OLD DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES. 1649 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,000 BUT... THE DMV? 1650 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,480 THAT'S JUST AN EXTREMELY BORING OFFICE BUILDING. 1651 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,640 THAT'S RIGHT! 1652 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,440 COME ON, GUYS. 1653 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,680 LET'S GO BUG SOME OTHER LITTLE KIDS. 1654 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,160 All: YEAH, LET'S GO, COME ON. 1655 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,320 THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES? 1656 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,280 MAN, IT'S LIKE NOTHING WE'VE SEEN TONIGHT 1657 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,800 HAS BEEN SCARY OR FUN. 1658 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,480 ALAS, THE MAGIC TRULY IS GONE. 1659 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,120 I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, MAYBE SPINELLI'S RIGHT. 1660 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,920 MAYBE WE'RE TOO OLD FOR HALLOWEEN, TOO. 1661 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,680 Spinelli: SO, I DON'T GET IT, MISS FINSTER. 1662 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,320 I FIGURED I WAS TOO OLD FOR HALLOWEEN, 1663 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,600 BUT NOW JUST STAYING AT HOME 1664 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,800 WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS OUT THERE HAVING FUN, 1665 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,200 IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 1666 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,080 I KIND OF WANT TO BE OUT THERE WITH THEM. 1667 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,200 WELL, WHY WOULDN'T YOU? HALLOWEEN IS GREAT. 1668 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,000 WELL, SURE, WHEN YOU'RE LITTLE. 1669 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,416 HECK, I'M IN THE PRIME OF MY WOMANHOOD 1670 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,560 AND JUST LOOK AT ME. 1671 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,960 I LOVE HALLOWEEN. 1672 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,120 BUT AREN'T YOU EVER GOING TO GROW OUT OF IT? 1673 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,080 AW, WHO KNOWS? SOME DO, AND SOME DON'T. 1674 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,760 IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT HOW OLD YOU ARE. 1675 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,280 IT'S HOW YOU FEEL INSIDE. 1676 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,640 NOW I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. 1677 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,200 OH, I GOT A FEELING YOU DO. 1678 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:45,600 TRUST YOURSELF, SPINELLI. 1679 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,360 AND REMEMBER, TOUGH GALS LIKE US, 1680 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:50,360 WE NEVER LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL US HOW TO FEEL. 1681 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,640 WELL, GOTTA GO. LATE FOR MY PARTY. 1682 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,840 IF YOUR FOLKS GET HOME EARLY, 1683 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:55,520 HAVE THEM GIVE ME A CALL. 1684 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,880 AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SPINELLI, 1685 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,320 HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND IT. 1686 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,200 THANKS, MISS FINSTER. 1687 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,680 I WILL. 1688 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,880 HOO-HOO HA-HA! 1689 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,400 HEY, ASHLEYS, HAVE YOU SEEN TJ AND THE GUYS? 1690 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,920 All: LIKE, NOT ME. 1691 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,520 UPSIDE DOWN GIRL? 1692 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:23,920 HAVEN'T SEEN A THING. 1693 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,480 PSST! HEY, YOU LOOKING FOR TJ AND THE GUYS? 1694 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,040 YEAH, HUSTLER KID. HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? 1695 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,160 YEAH, ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO. 1696 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,240 THEY WERE HEADING HOME. 1697 00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,720 HOME? ALREADY? 1698 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:32,856 THEY SEEMED KIND OF DOWN IN THE DUMPS, 1699 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,256 SAYING STUFF LIKE HOW YOU WERE RIGHT, 1700 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,520 THEY'RE TOO OLD FOR HALLOWEEN. 1701 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,640 OH, NO. I RUINED IT FOR THEM. 1702 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,480 NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 1703 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,720 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 1704 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,560 HUSTLER KID, LET ME USE YOUR CELL PHONE. 1705 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,160 I GOT SOME CALLS TO MAKE. 1706 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,440 ALL RIGHT, BUT IF YOU'RE PLANNING SOME SHADY CONSPIRACY, 1707 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,720 JUST BE SURE YOU DON'T IMPLICATE ME. 1708 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,480 OK, SPINELLI, SO HERE WE ALL ARE. 1709 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,880 AT THE OLD GORDON PLACE. 1710 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,040 WHY'D YOU CALL US AND ASK US TO MEET YOU HERE? 1711 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,200 I WAS JUST THINKING... 1712 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,320 SINCE WE'RE ALL SO GROWN-UP AND EVERYTHING, 1713 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,480 WHY NOT PAY THE OLD JOINT A VISIT? 1714 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,360 BUT WE COME BY HERE EVERY YEAR, SPINELLI. 1715 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,400 NOTHING ELSE HAS LIVED UP TO OUR EXPECTATIONS. 1716 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,000 WHY SHOULD THIS BE ANY DIFFERENT? 1717 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:07,800 EVERY OTHER YEAR, THE GORDONS LIVED HERE, 1718 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:09,120 BUT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW 1719 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,400 THAT THEY MOVED AWAY, 1720 00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,880 AND THIS YEAR, NO ONE LIVES HERE. 1721 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,160 SO? SO... 1722 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,800 HOW'S ABOUT WE PAY A VISIT 1723 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,120 TO THE INSIDE? 1724 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,280 I-INSIDE OF THE G-GORDON HOUSE? 1725 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,520 YEAH, COME ON. 1726 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,560 UNLESS YOU'RE TOO SCARED. 1727 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:26,560 I'M NOT SCARED. 1728 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,240 I'M NOT SCARED. NO. 1729 00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,720 YEAH, THAT'S JUST WHAT I FIGURED. 1730 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:31,800 GUYS, THIS IS DUMB. 1731 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,096 IF WE'RE TOO OLD FOR TRICK OR TREATING, 1732 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:34,120 THEN WE'RE OLD ENOUGH 1733 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,520 TO WALK INTO SOME ABANDONED HOUSE. 1734 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,520 LET'S GO. 1735 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,080 OK. 1736 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,880 WHY, TJ IS GROWING UP. 1737 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,160 HE'S DEVELOPED ADOLESCENT POWERS OF MAGIC. 1738 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:50,960 UH, I DIDN'T DO THAT, GUYS. 1739 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,080 THE DOOR OPENED BY ITSELF. 1740 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,800 UNLESS A GHOST OPENED IT. 1741 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:55,880 A GHOST? 1742 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,480 ONLY BIG KIDS DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS. 1743 00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,800 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 1744 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,920 I'M SURE THERE'S A COMPLETELY RATIONAL 1745 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,280 EXPLANATION WE CAN PONDER 1746 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,000 FROM THE SAFETY OF OUR HOMES. 1747 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,840 GUYS, IF WE'RE GOING TO BE BIG, 1748 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,560 WE GOT TO GO INSIDE. 1749 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:09,640 THAT'S RIGHT. 1750 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,176 WE'RE NOT SCARED, AND WE'RE GOING INSIDE. 1751 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,760 COME ON. 1752 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,640 THE DOOR... IT'S LOCKED! 1753 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:22,880 AAH! IT'S THE GHOST! 1754 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,440 WE DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS, REMEMBER? 1755 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:26,520 AW, JEEZ, THIS IS WAY CREEPIER 1756 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,840 THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 1757 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,560 I'M SO SORRY I GOT YOU GUYS INTO THIS. 1758 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,440 PERHAPS WE SHOULD CALL THE AUTHORITIES. 1759 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,240 QUICK! CALL THE DMV! 1760 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:39,320 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 1761 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,760 THAT WASN'T YOUR STOMACH BY ANY CHANCE, WAS IT, MIKEY? 1762 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:42,920 I DON'T THINK SO. 1763 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:48,720 THAT ONE DEFINITELY WASN'T. 1764 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,520 LOOK. I BELIEVE THE SOUND WAS COMING FROM IN THERE. 1765 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,800 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT, GUYS, 1766 00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,640 SO I BETTER CHECK IT OUT. 1767 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:56,800 ARE YOU NUTS? 1768 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,040 IT MIGHT BE OUR ONLY WAY OUT OF HERE. 1769 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,960 IT'S A CELLAR. I'M GOING DOWN. 1770 00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,560 SPINELLI, NO! 1771 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,760 All: AAH! 1772 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:10,960 SPINELLI! 1773 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,080 AAH! 1774 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,080 All: AAH! 1775 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:17,880 AAH! 1776 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,520 AAH! 1777 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,720 AAH! 1778 00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:25,560 AAH! 1779 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,360 HA HA HA! GOTCHA! 1780 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,560 MISS FINSTER? 1781 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,400 MAN, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE HAPPY TO SEE YOUR FACE. 1782 00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:32,896 YEAH, WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE 1783 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:33,920 JUST A SECOND AGO. 1784 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,080 HEY, KIDS. 1785 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,720 THOSE WERE SOME REALLY FAR OUT SCREAMS OF TERROR. 1786 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,720 I DON'T GET IT. 1787 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,920 WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE? 1788 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,360 WE RENTED OUT THE OLD GORDON PLACE 1789 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:42,480 FOR A PARTY. 1790 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,880 SPINELLI HAD MY CELL PHONE NUMBER, 1791 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,696 AND SHE CALLED US TO HELP PULL THIS HALLOWEEN TRICK. 1792 00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:46,640 SPINELLI? 1793 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,840 THAT'S RIGHT. 1794 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,360 I SET YOU UP, GUYS. 1795 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,840 WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A CRUEL AND HORRIBLE THING? 1796 00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:52,920 'CAUSE IT'S FUN. 1797 00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,880 YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I REALIZE I'M SAFE, 1798 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,200 THE LAST 10 MINUTES WERE RATHER THRILLING. 1799 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,240 KIND OF LIKE HALLOWEEN IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS, HUH? 1800 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,360 WELL, THESE STILL ARE THE GOOD OLD DAYS 1801 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,000 AS LONG AS YOU WANT THEM TO BE, 1802 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,720 AND DON'T LET SOME GOOMBAH 1803 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,400 CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE. 1804 00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,600 THANKS, SPINELLI. 1805 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,040 WELL, KIDS, NOW THAT YOU'VE HAD YOUR TRICK, 1806 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:10,880 HERE'S YOUR TREAT. 1807 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,240 Kids: WHOA! PARTY HEARTY! 1808 00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:13,560 WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. 1809 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:14,920 IT'S NOT SUGARLESS, IS IT? 1810 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,880 NOPE. IT'S THE REAL STUFF. 1811 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:19,840 Mikey: MMM. I LOVE HALLOWEEN. 1812 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:20,920 WELL, SPINELLI, 1813 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,480 IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LITTLE PLAN WORKED. 1814 00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,000 I OWE IT ALL TO YOU, MISS FINSTER. 1815 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,080 THANKS TO YOU, EVERYONE'S HAVING A HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 1816 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,280 WELL, IT'S LIKE MY MOTHER ALWAYS USED TO SAY... 1817 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,360 FOLLOW ME! RUN! 1818 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,240 SO, IT TURNED OUT OK AFTER ALL... 1819 00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:38,360 FOR US, ANYWAY. 1820 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,680 AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 1821 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,760 IT SEEMS LIKE THINGS USUALLY DO TURN OUT OK. 1822 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,440 SURE, BEING A KID CAN BE TRICKY. 1823 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:44,680 YOU'RE GROWING ALL THE TIME, 1824 00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,080 THINGS ARE ALWAYS CHANGING. 1825 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,080 MY VOICE... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY VOICE? 1826 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,320 BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH THINGS REALLY DO CHANGE, 1827 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:51,960 I FIGURE AS LONG AS WE STICK UP. 1828 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,120 FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN. 1829 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:54,216 AND STAY TRUE TO OURSELVES, 1830 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:55,560 EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT. 1831 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,880 AND WHO KNOWS? 1832 00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:58,880 SEEING AS HOW WE'VE MADE IT. 1833 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,200 THROUGH SO MUCH ALREADY, 1834 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,320 I'VE GOT A FEELING THIS MIGHT BE OUR BEST YEAR YET. 1835 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,520 REALLY, I MEAN IT. 1836 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:05,680 AHH... 1837 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,800 ♪ IGOR THE SWEET-TOOTHED VAMPIRE BAT ♪ 1838 01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,520 ♪ HAD VERY, VERY POINTY FANGS ♪ 1839 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,040 ♪ AND IF HE EVER LANDED ON YOU ♪ 1840 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:26,160 ♪ YOU MIGHT JUMP AND SHOUT ALL DAY ♪ 1841 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,520 ♪ BUT DON'T BE SCARED OF IGOR ♪ 1842 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:33,040 ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 1843 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,800 ♪ HE NEVER BITES US HUMANS ♪ 1844 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,720 ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S GOT A VERY, VERY SWEET TOOTH ♪